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JanZuKa · Postby **JanZuKa** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:13 pm

oookay

code62k · Postby **code62k** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:35 pm

What am I on?

flapjack2 · Postby **flapjack2** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:47 pm

Maartah · Postby **Maartah** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:02 am

This one's awesome, I promise

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: do you
You: me neither
You: soz
Stranger: damn
Stranger: what are we going to do
Stranger: im lost
You: but is there any other way I can help?
You: should I call reinforcements?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: lets introduce you
You: I'm Chuck Seagal
You: or Steven Norris
You: what you prefer
Stranger: Im Jackie Chan
You: Dude I love you
Stranger: i know
Stranger: who doenst
Stranger: doesn't
You: people from taiwan :P
Stranger: What about em
You: they hate you
You: or;
You: JC supposingly hates Taiwan
Stranger: they recognize my skills
Stranger: thats what counts
Stranger: I do hat Taiwan
Stranger: and they know it
Stranger: Hate
Stranger: damned
Stranger: where did my typing skills go
Stranger: i can jump from a stand still position 50 feet in the air
You: I knocked them out
You: that's what Stewven Norris does
Stranger: i know
Stranger: but he does not do it like i do it
Stranger: he tries to impersonate me
Stranger: i really hate that
Stranger: as soon as youre good in something
Stranger: they have to go and steal the whole thing
You: I know
Stranger: ****
You: people try to steal my beard all the time
You: but I just roundhouse kick the **** out of em
Stranger: im sure they do
Stranger: yeah thats probably the most healthy solution
Stranger: im mean.. they deserve it
You: Probably
You: I once accidantelly roundhouse kicked the president
You: that's when he turned black
Stranger: is that right
You: it's a disguise
You: to hide from me
Stranger: thats
You: He's actrually from Yugoslavia; his real name is amabo kcarab
Stranger: yeah so i've heard
Stranger: the truth will come out
You: yeah, he'll never be able to hide when he tries to steal the Eifel Towel
Stranger: but anyway
You: Tower
You: things like that come out you know
Stranger: im going to put acid in my eyes now..
Stranger: so long..
You: you're Jacke Chan
You: the acid'll burn up
Stranger: thats why i will survive
Stranger: Bless you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

iamsensay · Postby **iamsensay** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:35 am

best one yet!!

Please no one take offence at this, its all good natured humour!

EMERGENCY! We need to get this guy a sense of humour stat!

FoF rules666 · Postby **FoF rules666** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:10 am

lolawsome

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH HAI GUISE I AM FROM SOUTH ARFICAANS AND I WOULD LIKE TO INTRAST YOU IN MAKING MONIES... EES VERY EASSAY TO DO ALL YU HAVE OT DO EES SEND ME $5 VIA PAYPAL AND I WILL SEND YOU $100 EES GOOD IDEA YES! cONTACT ME FOR MAKING MONIES HELLO!!!
Stranger: You are in a small square room with flowery wallpaper.
Stranger: A single halogen bulb mounted on the ceiling provides illumination. Leaning against one wall is a bicycle. On the other side of the room, there is a phone booth. Behind you is an unmarked arcade cabinet. Directly across from you is a large wooden desk. Atop the desk is an old-style record player with a large brass horn.
You: HOOOOOOOOOOORRAY
You: is it the game
You: wut do i doo now?
Stranger: ((It's interactive fiction.))
You: ima play the arcadew game
Stranger: You discover that it is Pong.
Stranger: You play a few rounds against the computer.
Stranger: Nothing significant seems to happen.
You: why????????
You: im gonna ride the bike
Stranger: You mount the bicycle. Unfortunately, the room is too small to ride around in.
You: use the phone booth
Stranger: You go into the phone booth. You discover that affixed to the front of the phone in the phone booth is a small brass plate with words on it.
You: wut do they say
Stranger: ((Read it.))
You: read words
Stranger: 3c/MINUTE LOCAL
Stranger: 5c/MINUTE LONG-DISTANCE
Stranger: 10c/MINUTE INTERNATIONAL
Stranger: DIAL 0 FOR DIRECTORY ASSISTANCE
You: call long distance
Stranger: ((You have no money.))
You: dial 0
Stranger: A voice answers.
Stranger: "Directory assistance, how may I help you?"
You: hello i would like to order a pizza
Stranger: "I'm sorry, sir or madam. This is not a resturaunt." You listen as the operator hangs up.
You: call back
Stranger: "Directory assistance, how may I help you?"
You: IMAH CHARGIN MAH LAZAHS
You: HANG UP
Stranger: You hang up the phone.
You: wut else can i do
Stranger: ((You might consider asking the ever-helpful directory assistance service how to get out of here or maybe playing the record player.))
You: call directory assistance
Stranger: "Directory assistance, how may I help you?"
You: HOW THA **** DO I GET OUT OF HERE
Stranger: "One moment while I locate you, sir or madam."
Stranger: "Ah, I see. Give me a moment while I reroute your signal. Please excuse any momentary discomfort you may experience. Keep your arms and legs inside the phone booth at all times."
Stranger: You hear the sound of things shuffling around on the other end of the line before it goes dead.
Stranger: The door of the phone booth slams shut, and a succession of dialing notes suddenly blare from the handset. The metal framework of the booth begins to glow brightly. Without warning, the whole assembly, you included, begins freefalling at several hundred miles an hour through the floor of the room. You find yourself surrounded by darkness.
Stranger: CHAPTER 1 END
You: whats happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
Stranger: *claps* Did you like it? :D
You: yes
Stranger: Perhaps if you have listened to the record player...
Stranger: xD
You: hmmm wut would happen
Stranger: You would have heard a voice...
You: coool
Stranger: "Hello! I'm afraid I didn't have much time to make this."
Stranger: "You're going to have to find your own way out of there, but once you do, someone will come find you as soon as we can."
Stranger: "I wish I could help you, but a great deal of this room is randomly determined so I don't know quite what you've got in there with you. All I can say is that there's going to be some object that will let you get out."
Stranger: "Once you do, we'll come find you. But beware! There are others that will be looking for you. Watch out for men in dark suits."
Stranger: "Good luck!"
You: is there a chapter 2?
Stranger: No, sorry. Haven't made one yet.
You: darn
Stranger: I had no idea how an operator would respond to "I'M CHARGIN' MAH LAZORS." xD
You: hahahahahahahahaha
You: i should have asked operator to buy a cat
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: earth
Stranger: Ooh, me too.
Stranger: Surprise, surprise!
You: no.waittttttttttt.......................................pluto
You: wich is actually a sub planet
Stranger: The other person that played the text adventure tried to strangle herself with the phone cord. :3
You: really?
You: cool
Stranger: Yes, I wouldn't let her though. xD
You: how rude!
Stranger: Then she got mad, and disconnected.
You: lol cows
Stranger: OH HAI GUISE I AM FROM SOUTH ARFICAANS AND I WOULD LIKE TO INTRAST YOU IN MAKING MONIES... EES VERY EASSAY TO DO ALL YU HAVE OT DO EES SEND ME $5 VIA PAYPAL AND I WILL SEND YOU $100 EES GOOD IDEA YES! cONTACT ME FOR MAKING MONIES HELLO!!!
Stranger: I lol'd.
Stranger: xD
You: me aswell
You: because teh game
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: Well, seeya around.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

WiLL_iZ_FrEsH · Postby **WiLL_iZ_FrEsH** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:44 am

Lol!

Cyber Fight

Strangers

Gay Lovers

RedShadow · Postby **RedShadow** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:09 pm

LOL!

blazingamer · Postby **blazingamer** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:00 pm

This place is so much fun!

Unspoken · Postby **Unspoken** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:35 pm

Person In House ...

Rapist...

Brothers...

Brothers (2)...FUNNIER

Why?...

I'm a Girl Pedophile...

Mudkips gone Transvestite Pedophile Rapist...

tr000 · Postby **tr000** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:36 am

he fell for this

*stranger danger*

I are assassin.

one creppy ****

---- EDIT ----

warhol wrote:
ssj4majuub wrote:
warhol wrote:
Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: STRANGER DANGER
You: STRANGER DANGER
You have disconnected.

GODDAMMIT, THAT WAS YOU?
I HATE YOU.

OH MY GOD HI

I think you got me too warhol.

Death Legion · Postby **Death Legion** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:51 am

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH HAI
Stranger: HI
You: IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
You: PREPARE TO DIE
Stranger: really?
You: WAIT
Stranger: i'm chikito!
You: ARE YOU HUMAN?
Stranger: from chikititstan!!
Stranger: no, i'm a dog!
You: FINALLY
You: ALL THOSE SON OF A **** OF ADAM
You: THAT'S **** SCARY
You: IM A TERMINATOR FROM THE FUTURE
Stranger: i have 30cm of pennish
You: I NEED YOUR HELP TO KICK THEIR ASS
Stranger: i'm forocochero!
Stranger: XDD
You: EPIC WIN
Stranger: thanks for the info shurmano
You: SHERMINATOR?
You: YOU SAW HIM?
You: SEARCHED HIM FOR LIKE 20 YEARS
Stranger: yeah!
You: WHERE IS HE
Stranger: is my brother
You: THAT **** IS GONNA HEAR ME
You: HE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME BACK TO THE FUTURE
You: WITH MARTY MCFLY
Stranger: are youkilling me?
Stranger: XDDD
You: SERIOUSLY
You: YOUR BROTHER IS A **** LIAR
Stranger: you are a genius!!!
You: NO IM A ROBOT
You: THEREFORE YOU SUCK
Stranger: i'm so confused
Stranger: jajajaja
You: BUT WAIT
You: IF YOURE A DOG
You: AND SHERMAN IS YOUR BROTHER
You: SHERMAN ISNT A ROBOT
You: SO HES A DOG
You: SO HE DOUBLE LIED
Stranger: sherman has another father
You: VADER?
Stranger: no, yogui
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Stranger: are you ralph wiggum?
You: omg
You: you found THE word!
You: the one that permitted stopping tht **** capslock
Stranger: me abuuuuuuuuuuuuurro!
You: AW!
You: Don't look behind you!
You: THEY are coming!
Stranger: let's play fifa 09
You: Go hide in your fridge while you have time!
Stranger: with them
You: NO NO THEY CHEAT
You: HIDE IN YOUR FRIDGE
Stranger: they suck my ****
You: UNDER THE BUTTER
You: OH ****
You: THEY RE GOING TO SUCK ALL YOUR **** AND CHICKENS
You: QUICK SAVE THEM
You: CALL SUPERRABBIT
Stranger: only at burguer criiiiiiiiii!
You: IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i prefer mickey mouse
You: STRANGER DANGER
You: STRANGER IN DANGER
You: STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER
You: BEWARE OF STRANGERS
Stranger: joder como estan los guiris estos....
Stranger: se les va la cabeza demasiao
You: NO HABLO ESPANOL EN EL FUTURO
You: ****
You: NOW YA KNOW
Stranger: anda q me entiende!
Stranger: XDDD
You: THAT MEXICAN ARE GOING TO RULE THE WORLD
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: mexican no
Stranger: chikitistanis!!!
You: THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM IS BROKEN
You: BUT WHERE IS MARTY?
You: WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME MARTY?
Stranger: in mcdonald's with ronald
You: RONALDO?
You: FROM FIFA?
Stranger: no, ronald mcdonald's
You: he was THEIM?
You: COME ON, call Sherman
You: i want to kick his ass
Stranger: sheeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH HAI
Stranger: hai
You: MUDKIPZ?
Stranger: no
You: ****
Stranger: ****
You: I NEED MY MUDKIPZ TO COME BACK
You: THEY JUST ESPACED
Stranger: why?
You: OR ESCAPED
You: CANT CHOOSE
You: HELP ME
You: won't you help me? T_T
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: i will help you
You: YAY
You: IMA SEARCHIN MAH MUDKIPZ
Stranger: please call 911
You: I CANT THEY STOLE THE PHONE
Stranger: or i call
You: yea call them!
Stranger: ye\s
You: IS IT OK?
You: DID MUDKIPZ BROKE THE COMMUNICATIONS?
You: OMG BLACK OUT
You: HELP
You: TALK
Stranger: what is your mean>?
You: uff
You: you're still there
Stranger: yes
You: so yea
You: i was searchin mah mudkipz
You: in IRAQ
Stranger: o
You: then came the darkness, fear, grievous, and hate
Stranger: 哦
You: and AMERICAN STOLE MY MUDKIPZ
You: AND MY POTATOES
Stranger: wretched
Stranger: pity
You: HALP ME
You: STRANGER
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: haha
You: HAHA?
You: YOURE LAUGTHING TO ME, SON OF A ****?
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am not Laughing you
You: STRANGER IS LAUGHTING
You: I KNEW IT
You: MOM TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGER
Stranger: you Misunderstanding me
You: AND NOW MAH MUDKIPZ ARE GONE
Stranger: what contry ?
You: I SAID IN IRAQ
You: BUT NOW THEY CAN BE EVERYWHERE
You: IMA PREPARIN MAH PLANE
Stranger: which country are you from?
You: HELL
You: DO YOU KNOW IT
You: GREAT COUNTRY
Stranger: i don t
You: MONUMENTS SUCH AS ANTECHRIST SUPERRISE STATUE IS EPIC
Stranger: what?
You: ALSO WE LIKE POTATOES
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i am in china
You: REALLY?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so i am far from you
You: BUT ISNT THERE IS SOME GREAT FIREWALL OF CHINA RIGHT THAR?
Stranger: are you friend country to china
You: HELL IS FRIEND OF EVERY COUNTRY THAT LIKE TO KILL ITS RESIDENTS
You: THEREFORE CHINA IS COOL
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: on
Stranger: no
You: I CAN DO IT TOO HAH
Stranger: you are sb\
You: /B/
Stranger: sb
You: /B/
You: /B/TARD
You: /B/OXXXXY
Stranger: you are sb
You: SEMI BISEXUAL?
You: WHAT S THAT?
Stranger: en
Stranger: you dont like china?
You: IM FROM HELL
You: I LIKE CHINA
You: GOOD PROVIDE OF PEOPLE
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: great country
Stranger: are you student
You: NO IM SATAN
You: WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A TRIP TO HELL?
You: FREE
Stranger: i love you
You: I ASSURE YOU
Stranger: i d like
You: OK
Stranger: but i have no money
You: THEN JUST SIGN RIGH HERE *gives an epic 666 pages documen*
You: ITS FREE
You: YOUR SOUL IS FREE
Stranger: yes my soul is free
You: SIGN
Stranger: i really want live 500year
You: YOU WILL
Stranger: so you are
You: HELL IS FAR FROM TIMESPACE CONTINUUM
You: TIME DOESNT COUNT
You: YOU SIGN OR NOT?
You: MY MUDKIPZ SIGNED
Stranger: you like !!
You: MUDKIPZ?
You: YEA
You: EPIC ANIMALS
You: BUT I LOST THEM
You: RAGE
Stranger: MUDKIPZ SIGNED
whar???
You: YEA THEY SIGNED
You: SIGN THE CONTRACT TOO
You: FOR A TRIP TO HELL
You: IT LL BE A GOOD JOURNEY
You: YOU WONT REGRET IT
You: OR MAYBE
You: IN LIKE 500 YEARS
You: WHATEVER
Stranger: can you speak chinese
Stranger: i am so tired
Stranger: you english is so poor
Stranger: haha
You: NO, SATAN LIKE TO TORTURE PEOPLE BY SPEAKING A LANGUAGE THEY DONT MASTER
You: ALSO ITS BETTER TO MAKE THEM SIGN
Stranger: wo ri ni ma
You: BECAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL ITS BECAUSE OF LANGUAGE
You: OK YOU SIGNED
Stranger: no
You: SO NOW THAT YOUR SOUL IS FREE OF YOUR BODY
Stranger: wo jiang yao ri ni ma
You: ITS MINE
You: MUAHAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: both
You: AND I ORDER YOU TO SEARCH MY MUDKIPZ
Stranger: t bag
You: OBEY SLAVE
Stranger: Prison break
You: WONT WORK
Stranger: do you like kobe
You: THAT SEASON WAS SO LAME
You: OMG
You: POKEMON ON TV
You: MUDKIPZ
You: SAW THEM
You: GONNA CATCH EM ALL
Stranger: good luck...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MUDKIPZ
Stranger: hey there, feeling horny?
You: MUDKIPZ
You: BANGER!
You: THEN LEEVER
Stranger: wanna see my webcam?
You: I DONT LIKE 46 MALE PROSTITUTES
Stranger: want some cp?
You: I DONT LIKE 6 MALE PROSTITUTES
Stranger: no
You: WHAT NO
Stranger: chickens
You: POTATOES
Stranger: potatoes
You: CHICKENS!!!!
Stranger: potaaaayyytoooooeeeeessss
You: CHAICKINS
Stranger: **** chincks
You: PATA TOE
Stranger: i'll punch you in the toe, you bastard!
You: BACON?
Stranger: baconnaise
You: BACK ON?
Stranger: you're an idiot, you know that?
You: RETREAT
You: IM THE IDIOT BUT you PROPOSE CP
Stranger: THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
Stranger: what's wrong with chicken pie?
You: DOESNT HAVE POTATOE
Stranger: yes it is
You: NO
You:
You:
You:
You: NO
You:
You:
You:
You: NO
You: HEY I MADE AN "E"
You: **** EPIC
Stranger: you made ****
You: ATE IT
You: AND THEN **** AGAIN ON YOUR HEAD
Stranger: oooh, sexy
You: 2 GRILLS ONE CUP OLOLOLOLOLOLO
Stranger: girls got cooties
You: 2 GRILLS OF CHICKENS FOR SURE
You: You: You: You:
You:
You:
You:
You: You: You: You:
You:
You:
You:
You: You: You: You:
Stranger: do a triforce
You: NEWFAGS CANT TRIFORCE
You: ALSO THE GAME
Stranger: come on boy
Stranger: you can do it
You: MAYBE
You: PERHAPS IF YOU C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
You: ILL FAIL
Stranger: fale
You: female
Stranger: FALE
You: FAMEL LIPS
Stranger: you're a flanel shirt!
You: ▲
You: ▲
You:
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
You: I FAILED
You: EAT **** AND DIE
Stranger: i am dissapoint
Stranger: yes
You:
You: a
You:
You: hard to eat ****
You:
You: i mean come on im not 2 girls one cup
You: IMA 1 GUY ONE CUP
Stranger: it's pretty soft actually
Stranger: even the hard stuff
You: ZOMG THE SOFTNESS
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok, I gotta go whoring myself, bye
You: NO
You: STAY THERE
You: TRIFORCE NAO
Stranger: eh.,,,
You: OK NO FINALLY I DONT WANT
Stranger: my pussy's getting wet
You: JUST GTFO
You: ITS A TRAP
Stranger: ok, by you sexy beast
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

thePOWER · Postby **thePOWER** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:36 am

amak11 · Postby **amak11** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:53 am

Where i'm from

Creepy little ****

This is a great stress reliever

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A little too friendly

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