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[Kotti]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: greetings stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hay pal
You: Greetings, stranger.
You: Got alot of good things on sale, stranger!
Stranger: nah not really didn't put anythingup
Stranger: nice to meet "You"
You: What are you buying?
Stranger: nothing at the moment
Stranger: what do you sell?
You: ...things
Stranger: what kind of things
You have disconnected.

I had to give it a try.

[ddrsensation]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: u hot girl
You: i'm a sexy ****
Stranger: u horny
You: only u horny
You: find me
Stranger: ye
You: try
Stranger: what
You: guess my location
You: guess
Stranger: usa
You: good
You: now
You: what US province :)
You: aka state
Stranger: michigan
You: nope :\
Stranger: east ern or western
You: So do you act horny just to draw people away from you?
You: And I'm in central.
Stranger: no
You: By the way, I'm a dude. XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MarvinPA]

Why don't people have nice conversation's like this more often?:-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BEVERLY HILLS, THAT'S WHERE I WANNA A BE!
Stranger: ;]
Stranger: cool
Stranger: and where are you now?
You: Seattle.
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: so how is Seattle?
You: Rainy.
Stranger: :/
Stranger: so now i know why you wanna be in beverly hills
Stranger: ;]
You: It's sunny in LA. That's why I wanna go there.
Stranger: i gussed that
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: male/female?
You: =D
You: Male. Yourself?
Stranger: same
Stranger: what do you do there
You: University.
You: Well. Collage.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so what we gonna talk about
Stranger: ;]
You: Weather.
Stranger: hm
Stranger: it's +6 celcius degrees here
Stranger: and it's night already
Stranger: cause i'm in europe
Stranger: ;]
You: Nice. My family's from the UK.
Stranger: i'm actually in poland
Stranger: on seaside atm
Stranger: ;]
Stranger: with even sea view
You: I've been to Poland, hehe. I went to Krakow.
Stranger: did you enjoy staying here?
You: I went with High School, and we went to a Nazi camp. So it was quite sad.
Stranger: i'm with second person here on omegle who went to nazi camp
Stranger: ;]
Stranger: i'm talking
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: so most of people
Stranger: come here
Stranger: to see nazi comp
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ;)
You: Hehe.
Stranger: i don't like krakow
Stranger: i don't know why
Stranger: i just don't like this city
Stranger: at all
You: :/
Stranger: :)
Stranger: the good thing with krakow is that you can find all the clubs located in one area
Stranger: for example in warsaw where i live you have to travel a lot
Stranger: to get from one club to the other
You: Yeah.
Stranger: have you been to some club in there?
You: I was 14 when I went so no.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: and how old are you now?
You: 19
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i'm 5 years older than you then
You: Hehe.
Stranger: what about your interests?
Stranger: what you guys enjoy most there in Seattle?
You: Football. Well. American football. Mostly.
You: You?
Stranger: mountain biking, motorsports
Stranger: mainly
You: I used to Skateboard a lot. But school's taking up most of my time.
Stranger: i used to skateboard to but it was like hm... 10 years ago
Stranger: maybe even more
Stranger: oko
Stranger: need to go
You: Bye.
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I can lie my ass off and still have a decent conversation.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You take your car to work I'll take my board, and when you're out of fuel I'm still afloat
Stranger: Haha what the ****
You: It's a song.
You: About Surfing.
Stranger: alright
Stranger: Ive done surfing once
Stranger: painful experience
You: Haha. I do it all the time.
Stranger: where you from?
You: Seattle.
Stranger: i tried it in san francisco when i lived in us
Stranger: Sand and saltwater everywhere, and me getting flushed up on the beach after trying desperately to get through the waves
Stranger: i somehow enjoyed it though
You: Haha.
You: When you get into it. It becomes really fun.
Stranger: i bet man
Stranger: i was to seattle once
Stranger: for a day or so
You: Too bad I can't do it in Seattle. I have to drive for hours to get to the sea.
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: in sweden, sea is allover
Stranger: no good surfing though
You: Hmm yeah.
Stranger: Im awfully tired.
Stranger: 2120pm in sweden
You: Hmm yeah.
You: My brother lives in UK. He just told me it's quote late over there.
Stranger: if i could recommend a perfect stranger something
Stranger: http://www.explosionsinthesky.com/albums.html, click the album "the earth is not a cold damned place" and play "your hand in mine", im not in the band or trying to promote it anyhow, its just a tips one stranger to another
Stranger: it's a great song and it has brought a smile to my face many times.
Stranger: give it a shot
Stranger: im off to bed
You: Sounds nice,
You: gnite.
Stranger: I wish you some great surfing and a wonderful day in life
Stranger: take care!
You: Thanks
You: Bye.
You have disconnected.

[Gerinych]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey hello!
You: aw jeez its you again
Stranger: well, you're the stranger here, so it's up to me to say: aw jeez, its you again
Stranger: haha
Stranger: but where you from?
You: its a city called aw jeez its you again
Stranger: oh that's interesting
You: i know
You: whoever named that place was high at that moment
Stranger: and you live in a country called: aw jeez its you again. i guess?
You: no
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so where you from?
You: tortugal
Stranger: what?!
You: what
Stranger: never heard of ;p
You: its a hidden place
Stranger: ooo okay!
Stranger: never been to
You: obviously
Stranger: i live in the country next to your country
You: cool
Stranger: it's also hidden
You: i know
Stranger: have you ever been to your neighbour country?
You: ive been to about 6 of them
You: which one are you from
Stranger: oh that's nice
You: i see
You: cant say that ive been there
Stranger: this conversation doesn't make any sensce
You: yeah it does
Stranger: o okay, well, have you ever been in belgium?
You: no
You: its too far
You: i would need to go to the north station and take a lava jet to europe-4
Stranger: oh, so you never been in the netherlands to?
You: no
Stranger: the netherlands are nice, cold, but nice
Stranger: where do you live? yess i know, a hidden place called tortugal., but where do you really live?
You: tortugal
Stranger: o oke
Stranger: so, are you boy/girl?
You: guy
Stranger: age?
You: 156 according to the underground calendar
Stranger: o okay, i'm 15
Stranger: if you wanna know X'D
You: i assume youre a girl
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: snap je wat ik nu typ? waarschijnlijk niet
You: wat
Stranger: je snapt het dus
You: wat
Stranger: oh i'm sorry
Stranger: that's was dutch
Stranger: it's very confusing when you're chatting in english and dutch at the same time
You: oh man you just killed the conversation
You: im bored
You have disconnected.

[Maartah]

Sorry, I just had to;

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Stranger: sexy
Stranger: wat is it
You: depends
You: it's a pedobear
You: are you underage?
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.

[iamsensay]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there A/S/L/R?
You: hi
You: i am pedobear
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Stranger: have a seat, right over there
Stranger: please
You: ok?
Stranger: my name is chris hansen from dateline nbc and im doing a show about internet predators
You: yay
You: am i gonna be on the telly?
Stranger: **** YOU GUY
You: can i tell me mum?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: hola
Stranger: hows it hangin
You: its hangin to the right
Stranger: i figured
You: sooo
Stranger: wud up
You: fancy seeing you here
You: it is you right?
Stranger: talking
Stranger: who
You: the guy i met before?
You: itsy ou yea
You: *you yea
You: your the one i want?
Stranger: well im a girl so no
You: girls are AWESOME
You: do you like, have boobys?
Stranger: riight
You: big ones?#
Stranger: haha not quite
You: aww
You: i like big ones with large brown areolas
Stranger: why are you?
You: am i what?
You: why am i here?
You: why am i me?
You: why do i like cheese?
You: be specific
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gerinych]

Damn, he knows how to kick back.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey is this josh
Stranger: yes it is
You: hey josh
Stranger: hey
Stranger: who's this?
You: it's me, your cousin
You: wanna go to the movies
Stranger: omg really?..
You: yeah
You: ill let you feel me up
Stranger: that's incest dude.. gross
You: dont be like that
You: were all grown up
Stranger: i am not into playing suck the dingle berries this time sorry
You: i think you're thinking of another cousin
You: its me sarah
Stranger: didnt you suck my dingle berries last time?
Stranger: i faintly remember you doing that
You: no, you were too scared
You: you were drunk
Stranger: no i think you have me confused with your brother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ssj4majuub]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: STRANGER DANGER
You: STRANGER DANGER
You have disconnected.

GODDAMMIT, THAT WAS YOU?
I HATE YOU.

[warhol]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: STRANGER DANGER
You: STRANGER DANGER
You have disconnected.

GODDAMMIT, THAT WAS YOU?
I HATE YOU.

OH MY GOD HI

[Razlo7]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: been downloding movies, haven't you?
You: yes
Stranger: tracing IP
Stranger: IP found
You: thanks i've been looking for that!
Stranger: establishing connection
Stranger: uploading virus
You: yay!
Stranger: uploading...
Stranger: upload successful
You: :D WOO!
Stranger: this virus serves you right for pirating.
Stranger: your pc is going to explode in 15s. bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: i told you to get off the computer and get to bed!!!!
You: DAMMIT!
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: why hello there good sir, how is your evening?
Stranger: im not a sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My fave

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo!
Stranger: hi
You: so wus gud in da hood playa?
Stranger: i cant understand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Duckmeister]

Possibly my favorite so far. This is strangely addicting to just mess around with people.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey.
Stranger: hi
You: GAH FRENCH PEOPLE ARE TOUCHING ME WITH CIGARETTES!!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I hate french people
You: Yeah, me too.
You: They eat cheese...
Stranger: like mice
You: They surrender at the drop of a hat...
You: They wear too much make up...
Stranger: ye
Stranger: they are just french
You: Yeah.
You: Stupid french.
Stranger: u from
You: France.
You: Thanks.
You have disconnected.

[thePOWER]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Mom?
Stranger: yes
You: mommy!
You: have you made the dinner?
You: mommy?
Stranger: yes, come on
Stranger: gimme a kiss first
You: I don't feel like doing incest right now

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: damn it you caught me
Stranger: rly?
You: rly
Stranger: ooooorly?
You: yaaaaa rly
Stranger: naaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: dont believe it
You: yaaaaaaaaaah
You: better believe so
Stranger: nevvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaarrrrrr
You: it's real
Stranger: dont **** on ma **** here
Stranger: you cant be serious
You: ya **** is far away from me
You: thankfuly
Stranger: shame
Stranger: well
Stranger: **** u
Stranger: ur a ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gerinych]

Stranger: Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.
You: get ye flash
Stranger: What doth ye do?
You: *flask
Stranger: Ye cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind.
You: get ye flask
Stranger: Ye cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind.
You: get ye flask
Stranger: FORET THE FLASK
You: looks like you havent played the game
Stranger: What doth ye do?
You: get scroll
Stranger: Ye takes the scroll and reads of it. It doth say: BEWARE, READER OF THE SCROLL, DANGER AWAITS TO THE- The SCROLL disappears in thy hands with ye olde ZAP!
You: go dennis
Stranger: Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS
You: talk to dennis
Stranger: You engage Dennis in leisurely discussion. Ye learns that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about parapets
You: go not dennis
Stranger: Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS. There is definitely no YE SCROLL, so drop it.
You: go north
Stranger: You go NORTH through yon corrider. You arrive at parapets. Ye see a rope.
You: get rope
Stranger: You attempt to take ye ROPE but alas it is enchanted! It glows a mustard red and smells like a public privy. The ROPE wraps round your neck and hangs you from parapets. With your last breath, you wonder what parapets are. GAME OVER
You: oh yeah...
Stranger: RESTART
You: restart
Stranger: Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.
You: go south
Stranger: You head south to an enbankment. Or maybe a chasm. You can't decide which. Anyway, ye spies a TRINKET. Obvious exits are NORTH
You: get trinket
Stranger: Ye getsts yon TRINKET and discover it to be a bauble. You rejoice at your good fortune. You shove the TRINKET in your pouchel. It kinda hurts (+2 points)
You: go north
Stranger: Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS
You: go dennis
Stranger: Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS
You: give trinket to dennis
Stranger: A novel idea! You givst the TRINKET to Dennis and he happily agrees to tell you what parapets are. With this new knowledge, ye escapes from yon dungeon in order to search for new dungeons and to remain... THY DUNGEONMAN!! You hath won! Congraturation!!
You: yay

The rest of it was unrelated.

[quakegod667]

I just got pwned soooo effin bad:

This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I ripped out my modem and freaked out. Right afterwards, I saw the last 2 sentences.

[akedrou]

I just got pwned soooo effin bad:

This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I ripped out my modem and freaked out. Right afterwards, I saw the last 2 sentences.

...and then I think: what the hell were you doing to scare you so badly?