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[MarvinPA]

YAY

You: Hi! I'm Eddie Vedder, what's your name?
Stranger: sick i'm sting
Stranger: hows pearl jam going?
You: Oh man. I love the Police. You're such a great bassist.
Stranger: im the coolest
You: Pearl Jam's just great, we reissued Ten. Been selling like crazy!
Stranger: selling out, eh?
Stranger: thats the way to do it
You: Calling me a sellout? :P
Stranger: hey, i do to too. broski
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[Gerinych]

My quest to find the FOF-FF members: CONTINUED!!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
You: Are you from the FOF-FF?
Stranger: i'm merely down with the OPP

You: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: Wat.
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Haha, that happened to me too. It went something like this:
Me: Are you from the FOF-FF?
Stranger Are you down with OPP?
Me: opp?
Stranger: FOF-FF?

[Jama7301]

There may be lots of people in the world, but only like, 4,000 online on this site at once.

[MarvinPA]

What a Nice guy:

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You: Hi! I'm Eddie Vedder, what's your name?
Stranger: Miguel Pontes. Where r u from?
You: Seattle.
You: Yourself?
Stranger: I love Seattle. I'm from Brazil but i'm living on Argentina.
You: Cool.
Stranger: age?
You: 44
You: You?
Stranger: Wow! i'm just 15
You: Wow man, I wish I was still 15.
Stranger: What do u do? .. Job
You: I'm a singer.
Stranger: Wooooooow
Stranger: i wanna be a singer when i grow up
Stranger: i has compose some lyrics
You: I didn't get very famous. I was in a band called 'Pearl Jam'
Stranger: I don't know..
Stranger: but anyway, it doesn't matter
Stranger: i had composed some lyrics*
You: Singing is fun.
Stranger: i have no tone to sing
Stranger: i'm always going out of the tone. but i don't care so much, to me singing is just a hobbie
You: You can still make it. Look at that band 'The Kings of Leon' the singer sounds like a robot.
Stranger: KKKKKKKK
Stranger: Yeah, but i'm really bad D: KKK
Stranger: do u have msn messenger?
You: No sorry. :|
Stranger: ok.. i gotta go! nice to meet u!
You: Bye!
Stranger: bye
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Meh:

You: Hi! I'm Eddie Vedder, what's your name?
Stranger: o hai im curt cobain
You: Isn't Grunge nice?
You: I spoke to Sting earlier. Nice guy.
Stranger: Hells yes but I do it better than you
You: At least I don't sell out.

Stranger: pearl jam sux
You: Kurt. Is that you?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i got the remastered anniversary Ten
Stranger: its overrated
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Am I a bad person?

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You: Hello! I'm Eddie Vedder, what's your name?
Stranger: OMG I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
You: Wow! Someone knows who I am. Yay
Stranger: pearl jam rocks
You: Why thank you.
Stranger: no, thank YOU.
You: I just picked up my guitar and played the riff to 'Alive'
Stranger: hot
You: Wow I met a fan. :D
Stranger: my wife and i really enjoy your music. :)
You: I enjoy making it. :)
You: Well I must dash. It was nice talking with you.
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[anthman852]

This is fun!

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[Rapt0r]

That really needed a screenshot didn't it?

[Maartah]

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Stranger: hi
You: lol wut
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[brandon1107]

Lol

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I FOUND AN FOF-FF USER!!! HOLY CRAP!!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FOF-FF?
Stranger: sometimes
You: Seriously
Stranger: but i dont like to tell complete strangers that on our first encounter
You: Do you like forums?
Stranger: i do like the to visit frets on fire fan forum
You: whats your user name?
Stranger: moNo1
You: Brandon1107
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[jfosheezy]

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Stranger: hi
You: moo
Stranger: ruminante.
You: burninating the peopls
Stranger: tiopes in english
You: lol wut
Stranger: where u from?
You: THE U S A
Stranger: wtf
You: wtf to your wtf
Stranger: all i see here are brazilian people
Stranger: youre the first from us
You: Are you from the fof-ff
Stranger: fof wat
You: never mind
Stranger: lol
You: are you jesus
Stranger: just kinda
You: SWEET
You: so howd the nails feel
Stranger: fells bad man
You: dude that sucks
Stranger: but im the man
You: can you burninate the peopls
Stranger: yes i can
Stranger: but i just dont want
You: DUDE THATS AWESOME
You: so dude whats new
Stranger: today i gone rafting
You: why didnt you just walk on the water
Stranger: i did not want to scare the people around
You: who gives a **** just burninate
You: them
Stranger: its annoying to do it on the water
You: o
You: hey give me your money
Stranger: because you have to open de river in two first
Stranger: hey
You: heey
Stranger: YOU were supposed to give me money
You: im sorry man i dont pay tithes
Stranger: didnt you lern anything at the church?
You: mabye
Stranger: sorry the bad typo, hebraic keyboard
You: man i thought you were perfect
Stranger: no, my dad is
You: ha
You: so whats heaven like
Stranger: boring
You: is their a shortage of chairs
Stranger: yes
You: damn
You: so hows old lue
Stranger: who
You: lucifer
You: ya no the devil'
You: ??????????
Stranger: his place is crowded
You: ha
You: tell him to go **** his self
Stranger: he loves to do it, i dont have to tell him so
You: LOL
You: dude for a son a god you sure are funny
Stranger: thanx bro
Stranger: gotta go now
You: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: m dad wants to use the computer
You: tell him to **** off
Stranger: he wants to troll at 4chan
You: **** 4chan
Stranger: he does it every thay, that pisses me off
Stranger: *day
You: he pisses on you
Stranger: no
You: o
Stranger: he prefer to **** on the people down there
You: well not on me
You: yet
Stranger: lucky
You: yup
You: ssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: moooooooooooooo
Stranger: moo
You: moo moo moo
Stranger: man i have to go
Stranger: nice to talk with you
Stranger: pray for me
Stranger: thxbye
You: y would i pray for you
You: i mean you are god
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[iamsensay]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: my name is bob
Stranger: whats up
You: nothin, you?
You: i was trying to find a place to pick up internet whores, and found this site xD
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: well
Stranger: im a girl
You: how is that possible? this is the interwebs, statistically 99.9% of all ppl who claim to be woman ae actually 12 year old boys with far tooo much time on there hands, and far too much semen also
Stranger: im really a girl
You: prove it, tell me something only a real girl would no
Stranger: ask me anything
You: favorite color?
You: favorite band?
You: favorite actor?
You: favorite person evar?
Stranger: that doesnt matter
You: will you has teh sex with me?
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: sure
You: see, now i KNOW your not a woman
Stranger: why not
Stranger: you can beleive whatever you want
You: nevermind, my supremely intelling and self defacating remark clearly soared over your head
You: how many asses do you have?
You: you seem to lose them through laughing quite a lot
Stranger: i have one ass
You: im concerned for you
Stranger: dumb aha
Stranger: is that better for you
Stranger: aha
You: is what better for me? if you were dumb? i must admit, i do like retard sex
You: arms flailing around everywhere
You: lots of amusing noises
You: yes, dumb is win
Stranger: lol im sure it is
You: do you smoke crack?
You: you sound like you do
Stranger: nope
You: all strung out
You: im really concerned for you no
Stranger: ha ha ha
Stranger: nope im clean
Stranger: why?
You: im clean too, doesnt mean we cant all enjoy the crack maaaan, personal hygeines no issue
Stranger: ha your funny
You: thank you
You: your beautiful
You: i like your redness
You: and the curvaciousness of your S
Stranger: uh thanks?
Stranger: what
You: sorry, lost myself in a crack bubble
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[Gerinych]

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Stranger: I FEEL SO UNTOUCHED
You: same
Stranger: AND I WANT YOU SO MUCH
You: i dont swing that way
Stranger: THAT I JUST CAN'T RESIST YOU
You: keep your feelings to yourself
Stranger: **** you
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[warhol]

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You: Moo
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: name?
You: You first
Stranger: m
You: name?
Stranger: Pete
You: Hey Pete
You: Where you from?
Stranger: CAN
You: Canada?
Stranger: yes
You: I'm from Cali
Stranger: age?
You: 17
You: You?
Stranger: name?
Stranger: 20
You: Alex
You: This is mee
You: http://i36.tinypic.com/hv80mf.jpeg
You: Whatya think?
You: The stuff on my chin is just some grain from the camera
You: It looks like a moustache D:
Stranger: cute
You: I think I'm really ugly
Stranger: don't be negative
You: Don't be so mean. You should just say I'm ugly. I hate you
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That's not me. If you thought that's a girl, that's Ryan Ross, the lead guitarist of Panic at the Disco

[mitch951]

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You: yo.
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: 12, m, 4chan city
Stranger: 12!
You: damn straight.
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f Australia
Stranger: wheres Chan city?
You: http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
You: there.
Stranger: cool.
Stranger: whats the time there?
You: 9:09PM
You: you?
Stranger: same!
You: orly...
Stranger: yr rly!
You: got msn?
Stranger: yep :D
You: ya know, i really thought you'd be a paedophile. i am highly disappointed.
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this thing is great

[fofgh3]

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You: Hi
Stranger:Hi
Stranger: whats up
You: Nothing much hbu?
Stranger: Nothin
Stranger: just really horny
You: What does horny mean?
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---- EDIT ----

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Stranger: DAT ASS
You: lol wut
Stranger: DAT ASS
You: do you like booty?
Stranger: YES
You: i see that
Stranger: DAT ONE
You: whoch one
You: *which
Stranger: DAT ASS
You: my ass?
Stranger: DATA ASS
You: that sir is homosexual
Stranger: ON DAT COMPUTER
Stranger: DATE ASS
You: oh you like internet porn
Stranger: ON DAT CALENDAR
Stranger: DOUBT ASS
Stranger: ON DAT SKINNY GIRL
You: sir you make no sense
You: and why are you shouting?
Stranger: DAT ASS
You: its scary
Stranger: its
Stranger: so fine
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[MoN01]

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Stranger: hi :)
You: hu
Stranger: from?
You: the intrawebz
Stranger: ow
You: I assume you come from there aswell xD
You: if not you are from Brazil
You: like 90% of the "strangers" in here
Stranger: i from brazil XD
You: I knew it :P
You: weird website is weird
You: well cya
Stranger: How?