Corrupt-a-wish

[RockTour]

Granted but you fly too high and are killed by an aeroplane

I wish RB2 would come on on PS3

[Slasher22446]

Granted, but then your internet gets stolen.

I wish i didn't have a cough. Or a laggy keyboard.

(My 50th post!)

[RockTour]

granted but then you get a cold and a keyboard from 1956

I wish for homosexual freedom

[1337buddha]

granted, but its in another country

i wish i knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

[amak11]

Granted, but the owl died before he could tell you

I wish i knew what is at the center of a twinkie

[RockTour]

granted but the twinkie was off date by7 years :O

i wish i was better at guitar hero 3

[1337buddha]

granted, but now you have no life

i wish i had a soda machine

[RedShadow]

granted now go get some sodas for it

I wish i had no exams

[GamerFox71]

Granted, but teachers will sue you for that.
I wish everyone doesn't complain in which is better between plastic guitar and real guitar.

[Deseo Sangre]

Done, but now everyone stops playing real guitar, and switches to Guitar Hero, which means that artists don't make new songs anymore, which means you can't play new DLC, which means everyone will stop playing Guitar Hero AND real guitar.
And it's all your fault.

I wish Jimi Hendrix would turn around in his coffin. That'd be fun.

[RockTour]

granted but then when everyone though he was back alive some idiot closed the coffin and he suffocated

i wish for world happiness and peace to the trees

[jagz15]

granted, but the war of the worlds come...

I wish i had one hell of a dilemma on the 7th.

[RockTour]

Granted but the dilema is should i kill my mum or dad and your head explodes from bweing to comfoused :O

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

[jagz15]

granted, but the bacon's so burned, it only fills up a really tiny spot in the middle of the bread.

I wish I can graduate

[Jama7301]

Granted: Congratulations, you've just finished pre-school!

I wish for september to come.