Worst Lyrics Ever

[thebocaj]

Basically, just post, in your opinion, the worst lyrics you've ever heard in a song.

For me, it'd have to be the opening lyrics to Nothing, by A. (Seriously, what sort of person calls their band A?) And here they are:

Nothing,
Nothing's where you're at when you ain't got something.

[slashfan7964]

Yes we...
Yes We Can.

[aander91]

**** magnets, how do they work?

[Metallicaholic666]

Every song by Paramore Panic! At the Disco.

[RedShadow]

**** magnets, how do they work?

Miracles! Miracles everywhere!

[aander91]

Magic all up in this B!TCH.

[mrstuprigge]

Yes we...
Yes We Can.

hahahaha

Now we're ready
In the mall, I was in the mall
Keep it steady
In the mall, I was in the mall
In the mall!

and the rest of the song is just as bad...

[Kermit4Prez]

I saw yuh baby dancin' in your x-ray gingham dress
I knew you were under duress
I knew you were under yer dress
Just keep comin' Jesus
Your the best dressed
You look dandy in the sky but you don't scare me
Cause I got you here in my eye
In this lifetime you got m'humangetsmeblues
With yer jaw hangin' slack n' yer hair's curlin'
Like an ole navy fork stickin' in the sunset
The way you were dancin' I knew you'd never come back
You were strainin' t' keep yer
Old black cracked patent shoes
In this lifetime you got m'humangetsmeblues
Well the way you'd been ole lady
I could see the fear in yer windows
Under yer furry crawlin' brow
Uh silver bow rings up in inches
You were afraid you'd be the devils red wife
But it's alright God dug yer dance
'n would have you young 'n in his harum
Dress you the way he wants cause he never had uh doll
Cause everybody made him uh boy
'n God didn't think t' ask his preference
You can bring yer dress 'n yer favorite dog
'n yer husbands cane
'n yer old spotted dog
Cause in this lifetime
You've got m'humangetsmeblues

[Desmostik]

Doo doo doo doo dingle zing a dong bone
Ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong gone bad
I could not forget
But I will not endeavor
Simple pleasures aren't as special
But I wont regret it never.

Makes me regret likeing soul to squeeze

[FashionistState]

"I got soul, but I'm not a soldier."
...
"I got ham, but I'm not a hamster."

[porknchili]

Young black and famous, with money hangin out the anus

[Mistabone]

Anything by Miley Cyrus.

[Electro Tomato]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean
For the may queen

[iamsensay]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[Lysdestic]

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.

T'was Grace that taught my heart to fear.
And Grace, my fears relieved.
How precious did that Grace appear
The hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils and snares
I have already come;
'Tis Grace that brought me safe thus far
and Grace will lead me home.

The Lord has promised good to me.
His word my hope secures.
He will my shield and portion be,
As long as life endures.

Yea, when this flesh and heart shall fail,
And mortal life shall cease,
I shall possess within the veil,
A life of joy and peace.

When we've been here ten thousand years
Bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Than when we've first begun.