Bad Translator

[Electro Tomato]

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

...54 translations later we get:

"The second part is based."

[RedShadow]

"Spongebob Squarepants!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Peacock!"

[OzzyOzrock]

"Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Hithit is Lily!"

[guitarfreak93]

"Once upon a time i ate a taco and boy it was yummy, I wish i had more tacos because cats are cute."

...54 translations later we get:

"Well, the Funniest Cat I know, I asked."

[Deseo Sangre]

Original text:

"I thank God."

...10 translations later we get:

"Praise Allah."

[Electro Tomato]

"Thus, the psychological death-wish is a manifestation of an underlying physical compulsion that is present in every cell of the organism."

...54 translations later we get:

"Major issue in the fight against Racism in the media almost every Tuesday"

[Kermit4Prez]

"If I was a rich man! Giddy giddy giddy giddy giddy giddy giddy dum! I'd have all the money in the world, if I were a wealthy man!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Donnie, please! Alcohol? I hope the world of money!"


"Why won't my graphics card update download faster?"

...54 translations later we get:

"We want faster graphics card, you need a new card?"
Yes, yes I do.

[estemshorn]

Original text:

"MY crappy laptop needs a bigger hard drive, and more ram. Oh yeah, and a new screen. And a new keyboard. IT is a piece of sh!te."

...54 translations later we get:

"More memory, external hard Oh, New shows, New keyboard. This is good."

[Stefan_Alfons]

Fools, who look for answers in the rhyme - seeking out a lie, an illusion. I am the future - the ageless mutation."

...54 translations later we get:

"Children are not the answer - they want you to think hard - it will change the future."


I loled so hard at this.
It may have nothing to do with the base sentence, but the translation is somehow true.

[battery1992]

Original text:

"Why don't you show me around the city? Terrorists. What? **** terrorists!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Why, then, if no emergency, terrorism breasts!"

[JanZuKa]

Original text:

"I'd like to play gran turismo 3 but I have no idea where the cd is"

...54 translations later we get:

"Forest 3. Rijna fat, I know that in a meeting with Diplomats."

[MopHead]

Original text:

"I'd like to play gran turismo 3 but I have no idea where the cd is"

...54 translations later we get:

"Forest 3. Rijna fat, I know that in a meeting with Diplomats."

LOL WUT

[estemshorn]

Original: LOL WUT
Translation #1: Little to
Translation #2: Male
Translation #3: Construction

[JokerDonny]

"I lost the game."

...54 translations later we get:

"Card."

[JanZuKa]

Riiight

Original text:

"God"

...54 translations later we get:

"Safety"

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Original text:

"Today I was watching Stargate Atlantis from megavideo and it was quite exciting as the Asurans knew the location of Atlantis and were on their way there to destroy it. It was cool until I got the "wait for 54 minutes" message"

...54 translations later we get:

"Stargate: Atlantis youtube azureus for U.S.. It. Interests. And good times, I think, 54 minutes."