Bad Translator

[Brownd]

"All currently available Rock Band peripherals are compatible with their respective console version of The Beatles: Rock Band. Similarly, peripherals designed for The Beatles: Rock Band are backward compatible with other Rock Band titles."

...10 translations later we get:

"Each unit of all available current rock band peripherals, including "copies of the Beatles: rock band compatible. Furthermore, neighboring Beatles: Rock band, and vice versa, under the direction of rock music."

"The Beatles"

...54 translations later we get:

"Fisherman"

THIS ONE IS EPIC:

"All your base are belong to us."

...25 translations later we get:

"We are all military bases."

[RedShadow]

Fools, who look for answers in the rhyme - seeking out a lie, an illusion. I am the future - the ageless mutation."

...54 translations later we get:

"Children are not the answer - they want you to think hard - it will change the future."


I loled so hard at this.
It may have nothing to do with the base sentence, but the translation is somehow true.

The cool thing is, the sentence actually makes sense and is not just a bunch of words thrown together :P

[OzzyOzrock]

"Timotei"

...54 translations later we get:

"Lucas."


THAT'S THE KIND OF RESPONSE I WANTED!

[Deseo Sangre]

Original text:

"He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man!"

...25 translations later we get:

"I'm sorry guys!"

[jii35]

"We are going to die :("

translate...

"Do not die: ("

2nd

"We are going to die :("

translate...

"Death"

well duh lol

[Metallicaholic666]

"So far, I found this pretty funny. and yet, its so similar to translation party, a thread I started. It is still pretty awesome, but I know the translation to this is gonna suck."

...54 translations later we get:

"But I think it's really funny. For more information about La - off now dirty, disgusting."

what?

[timfoss]

"All your base are belong to us!"

54 translations later...

"Plateau;"


Yeah...

[thebocaj]

"Billy Mays was an American television direct-response advertisement salesperson. His distinctive beard and impassioned sales pitches made him a recognized television presence in the United States and Canada."

...25 translations later we get:

"Bilimaisi direct representative of American television advertising. U.S. brands rely on Canadian television Brad stores."

"Hi, I'm Bob and my main occupation is working in a chemical pla- HOLY ****, MY BEARD IS DRIPPING SULPHURIC ACID, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

...25 translations later we get:

"Hi, I'm Bob and I work in the Premier League, and sulfuric acid droplets, chemistry of hell, the jacket is hard to die!"

"Notorious paedophile Sidney Cook was blasted into space, to remain on board a space shuttle, away from children for the rest of his life, but an eight year old boy was placed onboard the space shuttle by mistake with the monster."

...25 translations later we get:

"As a child sexual abuse is known that sexual violence is in Sydney Cook describes life in space, but the child is 8 years old, the impact on the burden of proof."

Anyone who knows where I got that one from is win.

"I wonder what this random group of sentences would sound like translated. Kevin likes to drink burgers and eat pepsi. I like to wear socks on my feet. They are delivering the goods tomorrow. I'm heading to the secret fortress in Kent right now. Cake."

...25 translations later we get:

"Interestingly, the recommendations of this group of randomly selected translation. Kevin eating, drinking, loves Pepsi. I use a hose outside. Service providers and tomorrow. I am the way, the Mystery Castle in Kent now. Cooking."

And I'll do one last one...

And it's probably my fave so far

"In my opinion, this website is quite funny. I do hope that this one turns out hilarious, and I will probably go to bed after posting this one and my previous ones on the Frets On Fire Fan Forums. Before I go to bed, I will have a chocolate milkshake."

...25 translations later we get:

"I think this place is ridiculous. I hope it was a joke for the fire, maybe. Chocolate sleep."