Cause and Effect

[Kermit4Prez]

You post how the person above you's post affected you. You then post an action you did in response. For instance:
"I stole a cow"
"My cow got stolen, so I shot a guy"
"I got shot, so I died"
"I saw a dead guy today, I vomited on the street"
"I tripped on vomit, I did other stuff"
etc., etc.

I'll start:

I left a flaming bag of poo on this guy's porch.

[midknightkruzer]

a flaming pile of crap burnt down my porch so I stole a million dollars to fix it

[Nathaniel607]

The President got assasinated because the anti-assasination fund was robbed of $1 million.

Edit(nwru): only the 2nd reply to this game and you already screwed it up! haha

[Spikehead777]

I threw my TV out the window, because all that was on were hearings about the US president being assassinated.

[Maartah]

My neighbour got killed by a TV to the face

[aander91]

Now I can't go to work because their is a crime scene in my driveway.

[JanZuKa]

A secret fact is that aander owns google and because he can't get to work, whole google company goes bankrupt.

[Kermit4Prez]

Everyone sells their Google stocks, out of panic. An international depression happens.

[aander91]

The day before I couldn't get to work, I sold Google to Microsoft.

[JanZuKa]

a paradox happens because the universe doesn't know which one of the 2 previous replies is true

[Maartah]

I'm getting a beer, my PC won't work while the world/universe is paradoxing

[Kermit4Prez]

There is no beer left.

[slashfan7964]

because joe biden drank it all

[Maartah]

because joe biden drank it all

not how it works

Without the beer, liquor's the only choice left.

[aander91]

The liquor is infected with AIDS.