The Limerick Game

[jdawg]

Me and my friend started this new fad of making amazing limericks, so i thought i would incorporate it into a nice forum game...

The rules are quite simple, each person makes a line in the limerick, heres how it is made

The first line has to rhyme with the second line, the third and fourth line are supposed to rhyme, and the last line rhymes with the first. Heres a quick example.

1. There once was a virgin named Ted
2. Who decided to go make his bed (Rhymes with the first)
3. so he found a large fish
4. then he put it in a dish (Rhymes with the third)
5. and now the poor fish is dead. (Rhymes with the first)

That of course was lame even by a home schooled cripples standards. But for some reason once you get more people doing it, it gets very interesting.

So when you post a line make sure to put which number the line is (1.,2.,3.) so we don't lose track, and i will be posting the completed limericks on the op.

Created Limericks:::

1. There once was a doctor named Tim
2. He wanted to go for a swim
3. So he drove to the lake
4. Sat on a cake
5. And now the joke's on him.

1. There once was a man in a tree
2. Who did, on passers-by, pee
3. He thought to himself
4. He had bad health
5. oh my, im so full of glee. <--- don't post in this thread ever again, or at least read the rules.

1. There once was an old guy named greg
2. Who drank ale straight from the keg.
3. His erections were large
4. Just like his bar charge,
5. Women stared at his third leg.

[aander91]

He wanted to go for a swim.

[jdawg]

3. So he drove to the lake

[aander91]

Sat on a cake.

[OzzyOzrock]

And now the joke's on him.

[iamsensay]

do we start a new one now?

If so...

There once was a man in a tree..

[Davidrawr]

2. Who did, on passers-by, pee

[warhol]

He thought to himself

[thugz411]

Oh my,I am so full of glee!

[Davidrawr]

Oh my,I am so full of glee!

You need another 5-syllable line there instead of that ending

[jdawg]

Fixed, everyone put the number of the line when you post it.

1. There once was an old guy named greg

[Davidrawr]

2. Who drank ale straight from the keg.

[Electro Tomato]

3. His erections were large

[Davidrawr]

4. Just like his bar charge,

[aander91]

5. Women stared at his third leg.