I have a game for you.

[Kermit4Prez]

Didn't I give you one already?

It's not syllables, it's not letters, it's not number of letters, it's not color, it's not smells...
Is the green glass door of any relevance?

Yes. The green glass door is relevant. In fact if you supplied a green glass door you'd be let in. Except we already have one of those.
And most of what you said it's not... it's not.

Look at the list in the OP again and see what similarities they all have to each other and the green glass door.
None of them have any relevance to a red plastic window.

Didn't see that. xD

[hereje888]

I stopped, maybe someone else (a mod) could. I'm done with this.

well maybe a mod or whatever should sign me in to those who know...

@Kermit, you're thinking WAY inside the box here man it's actually quite easy...try to think outside the box.

[Naemesis]

I'm giving you a present

[tibiazak]

I'm giving you a present

you're not allowed in. however, if you tell us what the present /is/, you might be allowed in. ;)

[sonicandshadow97]

I'm back... And I bought more drinks!

*Tosses a beer to everyone overage and grabs a root beer*

[crushedsoul1298]

i give you the following items, insurance on said green glass door, the balls of chuck norris (ive said that before...), a 1959 gibson moderne, and a key to france.

[death_au]

i give you the following items, insurance on said green glass door, the balls of chuck norris (ive said that before...), a 1959 gibson moderne, and a key to france.

insurance? No thanks. No to the gibson, no to keys to france.
Hand those balls over though and you're in.

[myfretsarefrozen]

I'll give you an ice cream

[sonicandshadow97]

I'll give you an ice cream

I do believe you are not in.

Someone correct me if I am wrong.

[crushedsoul1298]

you may haz balls!

[RealCheese]

I'll give you an ice cream

I do believe you are not in.

Someone correct me if I am wrong.

You're correct...

[gauss5546]

Amazing that this party is still going with chuck norris's balls. I would have thought they would kick all our butts by now.

Anyone bring a Volley Ball yet? If not I'll have to step out to get one.

[Rapt0r]

I bring a joo

[crushedsoul1298]

im on but im not on 1st post O_o

[death_au]

im on but im not on 1st post O_o

Updating first post seems too much like effort anymore. If you're looking to work out the trick (the original purpose of keeping a tally) then there's more than enough hints there now.
gauss5546 and Rapt0r are in
And why would Chuck Norris' Balls kick our asses? They have nothing against us. Look at them go, they're having lots of fun. And if they do get the urge to start beating on people, we can employ 'em as bouncers.
Yeah... Bouncing balls...