King Of The Hill

[slashfan7964]

That isn't possible since there is no bottom.

My hill.

[doomtron]

That isn't possible since there is no bottom.

My hill.

That doesn't even make sense. My Hill.

[ADeadlierSnake]

ADeadlierSnake calls upon Ares to strike down Doomtron!!!!!!!

ADeadlierSnake claims the hill.

[amak11]

hello im still up here, Doomtron and myself legitimate claimed the hill.

Doomtrons hill, I got a better hill somewhere else with hookers....and blackjack

[thebocaj]

My hill's better. It has a dock with some pirate ships and a cool-ass tavern. The tavern contains 5 pirates who play texas hold-em all the time, 3 dwarves who love drinking (but that goes without saying), a bartender who likes to talk about rumours, and a badass black-haired dude wearing a trenchcoat and a black cowboy hat who is sitting in the corner, examining a weapon. I go to the badass guy and ask him for help. He brings a claymore (the sword type) and we hike over to Doomtron's hill. The dude slices Doomtron's legs off and I throw him into a ditch near the bottom of the hill. We walk back to my badass hill, and the main hill is left unclaimed.

No-one's hill.

[ADeadlierSnake]

Well i guess ill claim the unclaimed hill then. Although thebocaj's hill sounds pretty awesome.....

*moves to thebocaj's hill*

No-one's Hill.

[Metallicaholic666]

I sucessfully clone myself then make my clone do a ton of drugs so he can't feel pain. I hand him a knife and he kills everything in sight except for me.

my hill.

oh yeah. Clone just died

[thebocaj]

I sucessfully clone myself then make my clone do a ton of drugs so he can't feel pain. I hand him a knife and he kills everything in sight except for me.

my hill.

oh yeah. Clone just died

A TON? Seriously? I'm sure it takes a lot less than that to die from overdosing.

Also, 2 questions about that:
1. Why did your clone do that? By the sound of it, you could've done it just as easily.
2. If he's just gonna kill everything in sight (which is no-one, apart from Doomtron if he survived the fall and the blood loss) then why does he need to not feel pain?

Anyway, other than them 3 points, your post is absolutely valid, and you can keep the hill anyway. My hill is the new cool thing.

[doomtron]

Doomtron is un-slayable. I destroy all life on the remaining hills using my biological weapons, then merge all the hills into one giant hill, equipped with a slashfan-proof barrier.


My Hill.

[slashfan7964]

However, you did not know that I could clone myself, and the barrier doesn't work against them. I clone myself, get in, then refrom, and kil you, taking the hill.


My hill.

[thebocaj]

I try to take the hill, but am defeated by Slashfan's "refrom"-ing powers. Slashfan "refrom"s a bit too much and dies. It just happens that Doomtron's legs are still on the hill.

Doomtron's legs' hill.

[Metallicaholic666]

I am a cockroach, while everyone battles for the hill and uses nuclear weapons and you all die, I claim the hill.

My cockroach hill

[slashfan7964]

God damn you cockroach.
I squish you.


My hill.

[doomtron]

Actually, the barrier blocks anyone with your genetic code, so....









Hold on one sec.....

MY HILL

[J2r0a1n1]

I found this thread on another forum, so I thought I'd revive it.

It turns out that King Of The Hill is actually an old Atari game. My Atari console crashes, and forces me to restart my game.

I quickly run onto the hill.

I claim with almighty strength and power:

My Hill.