CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!
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CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!
Rules: I will pick two celebrities to fight each other. The next poster will pick who wins and HOW he/she wins and then picks two more celebrities.
EXAMPLES
Post1: Mike Tyson vs. Michael Jordan
Post2: Michael Jordan would rip off his head and throw it into a basket
The Burger King vs. Ronald McDonald
Post3: The Burger King would shove a poison Whopper down Ronald's throat
George Bush vs. John McCain...
...and so on...
So I'll start, Ben Stiller vs. Owen Wilson
EXAMPLES
Post1: Mike Tyson vs. Michael Jordan
Post2: Michael Jordan would rip off his head and throw it into a basket
The Burger King vs. Ronald McDonald
Post3: The Burger King would shove a poison Whopper down Ronald's throat
George Bush vs. John McCain...
...and so on...
So I'll start, Ben Stiller vs. Owen Wilson
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Owen Wilson will tear off Ben Stiller's big ears and let him bleed to death.
Hamburglar vs. Whatahero (old Whataburger mascot)
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Hamburgler would slam his fat ass on the Whataburger dude.
Hayley Williams -vs- Avril Lavigne
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Avril Lavigne will brutally murder Hayley in the style of the following cannibal corpse song:
Charmin Baby v.s. Leatherface
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Charmin Baby will offer Leatherface some Charmin, resulting in a friendship. (Mortal Kombat ftw)
Cool Spot (old 7-UP mascot) vs. The Hawaiian Punch Mascot.
Cool Spot (old 7-UP mascot) vs. The Hawaiian Punch Mascot.
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Re: CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!
Charmin Baby would throw toilet paper at Leatherface, causing him to explode.
Don King v.s. Mike Tyson
Don King v.s. Mike Tyson
Re: CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!
Mike Tyson would win by deafening Don King with his squeaky voice
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1337buddha wrote:Charmin Baby would throw toilet paper at Leatherface, causing him to explode.
Don King v.s. Mike Tyson
How in the hell could you miss MY post which was a good 5 minutes before yours?
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Jimi Hendrix, because he lights his guitar on fire and then throws it at eddie..
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Re: CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!
Cool Spot (old 7-UP mascot) vs. The Hawaiian Punch Mascot.
The Hawaiian Punch Mascot will drown the Cool Spot mascot in the oceans of Hawaii.
Oprah Vs. Dr. Phil
Oprah's v..... will shoot Dr. Phil to death. (South Park FTW).
Martha Stewart vs. Michael Jackson.
Fix'd
The Hawaiian Punch Mascot will drown the Cool Spot mascot in the oceans of Hawaii.
Oprah Vs. Dr. Phil
Oprah's v..... will shoot Dr. Phil to death. (South Park FTW).
Martha Stewart vs. Michael Jackson.
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Re: CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!
Scutch-Nukem wrote:How in the hell could you miss MY post which was a good 5 minutes before yours?
i guess i was in the middle of typing this and doing other stuff.
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Martha Stewart knits a blanket and wraps MJ in it, after she throws him into a river.
Chuck Norris -vs- Jesus
Chuck Norris -vs- Jesus
dance along the fault line; feel the shaking in your bones,
lose the tension in my throat, and live for something.
lose the tension in my throat, and live for something.
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I thought Chuck Norris was Jesus??
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bowstar wrote:I thought Chuck Norris was Jesus??
Then Chuck Norris is fighting himself which therefore causes a second dimension to explode and it ends all of life as we know it. (Chuck Norris won)
Jimi Hendrix vs. Eric Clapton
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Obvious. Jimi sets his guitar on fire and stabs Eric through the heart with it.
Santa Claus -vs- The Easter Bunny
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