Death Note Gone Wrong!

[jagz15]

This is pretty much like Corrupt-a-wish, but instead of wishing and corrupting it, you type the name of someone, and reason of death if any, then it the next guys tells how the someone's death backfires.

Like for example:
Name: Chuck Norris
Reason: 'roid rage

The next guy types:
Does not die. Instead, the rage killed every bad guy around. Not once, not twice, but a dozen times!

Now you try:
Name: My friend's ex.
Reason: Erectile dysfunction.

[BSRaven]

Did die, but due to random disease causing a permanent erection.

Name: Andrew M.
Cause of Death: Exploding lighter.

[jagz15]

does die, but due to severe damage of the bowels after an attempt to light his fart using the explosive lighter.

Name: Avril Lavigne
Reason: Internal bleeding after another attempt to make a cover of an epic rock song.

[LedfortheHead]

Doesn't die. Miley Cyrus offers a blood transplant.

Name: Robert Duvall
Cause of Death: Dies acting because the world can't handle his awsomness

[Azzco]

He doesn't die due to being awesome. He lost his acting ability and his life, drowning in the bath 3 minutes ago.

Next up is: MyFingersHurt
After replying to another 100 replies from this moment, his fingers and head will start to hurt, he will reach for his plastic guitar, jump out the window and get hit by a truck.

[Gitert994]

Does not die: But being hit by the truck wiped him from his coding memory and he can't code anymore.

Person: BSRaven
Reason: Crack overdose

[sdduuuffff]

Does die, but then brought back to life by spirits who love crack.

Name: Hanna Montannah
Reason:Thinking her songs are good.
(please kill her)

[Azzco]

Doesn't happen, requires thinking and that is not something physcaily possible for the victim and thus, she dies of a plain old heart attack.

Britney Spears
Gets eaten by her crew after her plane crashes on a deserted island.

[BSRaven]

It happens. However, her crew contract the Britney Spears Virus, causing them to turn into exact carbon copies of her, regardless of the original differences.

Name: Gitert994
How?: Leg falls off and triggers a landmine.

[jagz15]

does die, but because of severe dehydration and hunger due to the legs pinned down the landmines good enough, only to blow up when attempting to remove the legs.

Name: Anthony S.
Reason: too much pride

[BSRaven]

Happens in the cliche way (falls off a cliff, a-la "Pride comes before the fall"). Oh wait, is that a hole in time and space that's just redirected him into a mattress truck? Damn, guess he lives after all... Oh wait, a grenade! Aww, a dud... Is that Jason Vorhees? Nope, just some guy with a hockey mask... Oh look, a nuke! Yay!

Name: Uwe Boll
Reason: Exploding Camera/murdered by actress on-set.

[tibiazak]

Does die, however, at the exact instant that the camera explodes, someone else lobs an incindiary grenade lighting him on fire, someone else shoots his leg off with a sniper rifle, an actress stabs him repeatedly with a knife, and he is then castrated with a rusty spoon and battery acid. ...then he bleeds to death. .....and is dumped in a river.

Lsapg09
He fails so epicly at rock band that his instruments, console, and tv all explode, killing him.

[quakegod667]

He dies, but right before he dies, he activates STAR POWER/OVERDRIVE and FC's the song, which happened to be TTFAF/Painkiller...

Name: Garry (Creator of Garry's Mod)
Reason: Awesomeness Overload!!!!!! (I just got GMOD yesterday, it rawks)

[BSRaven]

DOESN'T happen. Instead it wraps around and makes him immortal!

Name: David Cameron MP
Cause: Spontaneous Head Combustion

[MarvinPA]

Name: David Cameron MP
Cause: Spontaneous Head Combustion

Does die. No one cares.

BSRaven
It rains heavily in the middle of no-where, where BS lives, and the whole of Cumbria gets drowned.