The Vending Machine REDUX

[ssjfulkon198]

Out pops a can full of fail!

I put in a $1!

~Aaron

[arfn24]

You get a bag of chips :)
I put in a opened soda

[tibiazak]

you get a sheet of paper that says "I'M NOT A RECYCLING BIN!!!!!!!"

*puts in a timebomb*

[KTownEgghead]

*straps 15 stick of dynamite to Tibiazak. The timer reads 3 seconds*
*You have to diffuse the timer by cutting the correct wire. You have 10 colors: Red, blue, green, yellow, gold, teal, orange, black, pink and maroon.*
Tick...tick...tick....
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

lol.

You get DEAD.

I put in the IRC.

[Mylittlepony]

You get a Cat

I put in a Dog

[mitch951]

you get $3.50 in change which i proceed to steal

I put in yoyokid2008

[Mylittlepony]

you get nothing back

I put in myself.

[megasxlrsebas2]

You get a bad Iron Maiden cover.

I put a crappy keyboard.

[gebbss]

You get your keyboard back. Who would want your crappy keyboard?

I put in my TALENT.

[megasxlrsebas2]

You get this error message :
ERROR
PLEASE CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATE OF YOUR PRODUCT SIR

I put a virus-infected CD

[arfn24]

You get a Virus infected pc, non-wipeable-non-savable, and virus stays forever.
It also blows up any new pc you get and you can't blow it up.

I put in 150 USD

[ssjfulkon198]

You get a balloon filled with Sodium Hexoflouride.

I put in a ESP LTD M- 100FM electric guitar!

~Aaron

[quakegod667]

You get a Toy Miley Cyrus Guitar Hero Rip-Off TV Plug and Play Game!! The one with 3 frets!

I put in the remnants of my sanity that weren't mutilated by being Rickrolled one too many times.

[BSRaven]

You get Goatse'd.

I put a can of fail in.

[OtK iT]

You get Rick Rolled.

I put All That Remains in...