The Vending Machine REDUX

[Aquarium Fish]

you don't get anything, he was already there(he is omnipresent)

I put in my SG

[quakegod667]

Ok, for sanity's sake, I'm going to pretend the only thing you wrote was "You don't get anything".

You get a Fender Squier.

I put in my kickass band name, Castration of the Soul (not a real band, just a name I made up)

[RedShadow]

you get blackfriday

I put a broken PSP and a rope

[quakegod667]

You hang yourself.

I put in my Fans on Fire topic series "Quakegod Watch".

[RedShadow]

you get an increase in the fail rate

I put in Cannibal Corpse

[angellinus]

You got a zombie.

I put everyones head......(EXCEPT Marvin)

[jagz15]

You get an A H1N1 infection.

I put in my broken Ernie Ball string.

[angellinus]

You got a Blu Ray Disc 10 hour video of guitars being smashed and strings being breaked, and it is named as THE ROCK: GUITARIST'S CHRONICLES: THEIR WEIRD WAY TO PLAY GUITARS.

I put all my PS3 games....

[jagz15]

You have it traded for fake 360 discs.

I put in my broken ps1.

[BSRaven]

You get punched in the nuts so hard you get a free sex change.

I punch the machine.

[Slasher22446]

Chuck Norris pops out, killing you instantly.

I put in the Corrupt a wish game.

[code62k]

You get FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE

I put in that empty bottle of Coke Zero lying on the desk

[RedShadow]

You get wrong lyrics

I put in some eggs, cinammons, and a black pokemon

[code62k]

You get a diseased snack.

I put in the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
(waiting)

[Aquarium Fish]

you go to heaven,

I put in a calculator