Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

[skmojo]

i choose 5. scream because the people just rick'rolled me

do you:
A. make a deal w/ the devil to get a new monaro
A. no wait, a ferrari
A. unleach norris on the band
A. create a band with norris on lead guitar, jesus on drums and darth vader on bass (maybe have some wookies as backup vocals)

[quakegod667]

B. Make a deal with Satan for a new Ferrari, then you kill him.

Afterwards, you!!!!

1. Sad But Truuuueee!!!!!!!
2. Bomb Disney
3. Rickroll your awsum band with a nice cup of Conficker D
4. Looks like you're gonna have to... jump!!!!!
5. Blue Oyster Cult!!!!!!!

[AllGenres]

2. Bomb Disney. You can:
1. Celebrate
2. Go home
3. Go to a restaurant
4. Bet on horses and lose ALL OF YOUR MONEY.

---- EDIT ----

2. Bomb Disney. You can:
1. Celebrate
2. Go home
3. Go to a restaurant
4. Bet on horses and lose ALL OF YOUR MONEY.

[1337buddha]

1 and 2.

You celebrate a little, then decide to go home. Once you arrive home, you pass out. A few hours later, you wake up with a sore ass and locked in your room. What do you do?

A. Fap
B. Jump out the window
C. Decide to clean your room
D. Eat a moldy sandwich you found on your floor
E. Wonder why your ass hurts
F. Any combination of the above

[ssj4majuub]

1 and 2.

You celebrate a little, then decide to go home. Once you arrive home, you pass out. A few hours later, you wake up with a sore ass and locked in your room. What do you do?

A. Fap
B. Jump out the window
C. Decide to clean your room
D. Eat a moldy sandwich you found on your floor
E. Wonder why your ass hurts
F. Any combination of the above

F-B then E

After coming to the conclusion that your ass hurts because you just jumped out of the window for no apparant reason, you decide to play a Guitar Hero game. Which do you play?
A. GH
B.GH2
C.GH3
D.RB
E.RB2
F.F*ck it and ACTUALLY PLAY GUITAR

[1337buddha]

After coming to the conclusion that your ass hurts because you just jumped out of the window for no apparant reason, you decide to play a Guitar Hero game. Which do you play?
A. GH
B.GH2
C.GH3
D.RB
E.RB2
F.F*ck it and ACTUALLY PLAY GUITAR

A.

You start to play Bark At The Moon on Expert. But because HO/POs are basically non-existent, you epically fail at the solo. What do you do?

A. Play Guitar Hero 2 instead
B. F*ck it and ACTUALLY PLAY GUITAR
C. Try again
D. Pick a different song

[ssj4majuub]

After coming to the conclusion that your ass hurts because you just jumped out of the window for no apparant reason, you decide to play a Guitar Hero game. Which do you play?
A. GH
B.GH2
C.GH3
D.RB
E.RB2
F.F*ck it and ACTUALLY PLAY GUITAR

A.

You start to play Bark At The Moon on Expert. But because HO/POs are basically non-existent, you epically fail at the solo. What do you do?

A. Play Guitar Hero 2 instead
B. F*ck it and ACTUALLY PLAY GUITAR
C. Try again
D. Pick a different song

A.

You start to play Less Talk More Rokk on Expert. Because HO/POs are so goddamn easy, you FC your first try. What do you do?
A. Smash your guitar in shameless victory.
B. F*ck it and ACTUALLY PLAY GUITAR
C. Assume you are the new GH GOD and challenge Puppetz to a Face Off
D. Attempt Jordan.

[quakegod667]

D.

This happens, however, and you fail as the result. You...

R T. Bomb North Dakota.
A I. Attempt again.
E E. Assassinate Somebody.
P M. Give up and go back to real guitar.

[1337buddha]

P M.

As you are playing, you are booed by pedestrians. With your spirit crushed, you decide to return to Guitar Hero. what do you do?

A. Start playing "Freebird" on Guitar Hero 2
B. Attempt Jordan again
C. Start playing "Miss Murder" on Guitar Hero 3
D. Attempt to play real guitar again

[angellinus]

Played Miss Murder. After playing it you attempted on playing it on a real guitar.

1. Go with your dreams playing real guitars.
2. Withraw on your dreams playing real guitars.
3. Play Rock Band Unplugged instead of a real guitar Miss Murder.
4. This:

D. Attempt to play real guitar again

[ssj4majuub]

Played Miss Murder. After playing it you attempted on playing it on a real guitar.

1. Go with your dreams playing real guitars.
2. Withraw on your dreams playing real guitars.
3. Play Rock Band Unplugged instead of a real guitar Miss Murder.
4. This:

D. Attempt to play real guitar again

4.

You decide to go into the mountains to play.

A. Strum on an electric
B. Strum on an acoustic
C. Shout WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS A NONSEQUITEEEEEEER and smash your guitar.

[JanZuKa]

C. Shout WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS A NONSEQUITEEEEEEER and smash your guitar.

Now when you have smashed your guitar you decide to go back to GH/RB once more
What do you do

1. Play TTFAF intro
2. Attempt Jordan
3. Sing Visions
4. Any combination of those above

[sonicandshadow97]

1

Now that you have played TTFAF do you?

1. Proceed to try the others
2. Proceed to try to tap the intro
3. Proceed to try to tap the jordan solo
4. Proceed to smash your guitar because you failed

[jdawg]

3.

You tap the entire Jordan solo, and somehow get 1337% on the entire song, a day goes by and you get a letter from GGHG (gay guitar hero gamers). What do you do?

1. Not go
2. Take a Plane
3. Take a Bus
4. Take a dump

[sonicandshadow97]

1.

Since you decide not to go, they call to your house with Uzis and AK-47's to kill you. You:

1. Proceed ton run, leaving your very realistic dummy in your place
2. Decide to fight back with an army of spider monkeys
3. Take your emergency space shuttle to the space colony ARK, where shadow the hedgehog beams you with his laser
4. Dig a tunnel and hide until they leave