Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

[Lance_009]

1.

Gary Coleman suddenly comes back to life for just enough time to start singing the chorus. you:

a. start dancing
x. start acting like a chicken
╣. start 'play fighting' with him until hes 'unconciuos' for real this time.
§. suddenly take a saw, cut your head open, take out the brain and start chucking pieces of it at Gary.

[quakegod667]

§.

He is hit by the cerebellum and dies. You die soon after.

1. Come back as a zombie.
2. Go to hell.
3. Bring Chuck Norris with you to hell.
4. Um... Blue Oyster Cult?

[Spikehead777]

3.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you for bringing him to hell. You soar out of hell and fly through a manhole cover and land on the sidewalk at an intersection. A huge car pileup ensues, with the drivers trying to avoid the hole in the road. You:

1. Ignore it all.
2. Go to the GameStop/Card Trading store on the corner to the left.
3. Go to the restaurant on the corner to the right.
4. Go to the strip club on the corner opposite the one you're on.

[angellinus]

I gone to the restorant.


I did:
1.Ate
2.Nothing
3.Nothing except standing
4.Specify by the next poster.

[skmojo]

i'm stupid

4
i try to sue the restaurant by cutting off my finger and putting it in the soup
incidentally it wasn't your soup or your finger
as you leave you see people abandoning their cars most of them are crap but then u see A MONARO BRO with a FULLY SIK SUBWOOFER
ESHAYS LADS SIK BRO HOMES C*NT you ***** *** ****** *** ******* alfalfa licking piece of **********

anyway do you
A: attempt to sue the restaurant again
A: wonder where the F**k Chuck Norris is
A: create a gang of lads and shank people in 50 different places at once
A: take a ride in the MONARO BRO with a FULLY SIK SUBWOOFER

[angellinus]

4th A...(Hmm wow! many A's)


Halfway across your destination you saw Chuck Norris challenging you to guitar dual with him.


1. Accept
2. Decline and hit him with your car and throttle.
3. Decline and hit him with a gun.
4. End this nuisance-ic story and start a new one.

[quakegod667]

4.

Final Word = The restaurant turned out to have Asbestos. You die and are sent to the Tenth Circle of Hell, where all of the Disney Channel stars reside. You suffer eternally and your soul commits suicide.

NEW STORY FUN TIME!!!!

You are at a Trivium concert. They start to play their song "Kirisute Gomen" and all of a sudden, Chuck Norris pops in dressed as a samurai and starts to kick people's heads off. (TOTALLY UNINSPIRED)

You:
A. Try to fight Teh Norris
B. Run. Run. Run.
C. Take off and go see Slayer instead.
D. Use the ULTIMATE WEAPON

[1337buddha]

you decide to use the ultimate weapon and Chuck Norris' head explodes from being rick rolled too many times. Also your head explodes to.

Do you:

A. Do Nothing
B. Become a headless zombie
C.
D. Go to hell

[angellinus]

Okay C.



Hmm you thought:
A.Use the ultimate weapon to fool other people.
B.Use the ultimate weapon and watch it.
C.Use the ultimate weapon and use it for nothing.
D.Destroy the the ultimate weapon

[quakegod667]

Tapesicle: Use the ultimate weapon to take over the world, killing millions in the process.

As ruler, you

1. Make Rickrolling a mandatory sport
2. Make the earth your slaves
3.
4. Kill yourself

[brandon1107]

three... no wait...

4
How do you kill yourself?
1: SEPPUKU!!!
2: HANGING!!!
3: DRUGS!!!
4: FIRE ZE RAILGUN!!!

[angellinus]

4. Fire the RICK GUN!

May you rest in peace.

Ok quick story eh?

New one: There is a gaming store.

1.Buy Guitar Hero(specify which guitar hero? world tour,aerosmith,3?)
2.Buy Rock Band 2 (Specify either 1 or 2)
3.Buy a controroller( guitar or drum)
4.nothing

[brandon1107]

Do they sell THESE?

[code62k]

2.

You are about to buy RB2 with all controllers, but you see a display where 3 people are just asking for help playing on bass, drums and vocals. Do you...

1. Go over and shred on the plastic guitar
2. Buy the game
3. THIS
4. Exit the store

[angellinus]

Do they sell THESE?

No. just 3 stores to the left there is.

2.


Buy the game. Yet you....
1.Scream because of its heart stopping price $1.
2.Scream because you are the new vocalist.
3.Join the 3 guys. Start a band-Rock the World
4.Stand there a you watch them 3 playing Round and Round by Ratt