Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

[Electro Tomato]

1.

Since you decide not to go, they call to your house with Uzis and AK-47's to kill you. You:

1. Proceed ton run, leaving your very realistic dummy in your place
2. Decide to fight back with an army of spider monkeys
3. Take your emergency space shuttle to the space colony ARK, where shadow the hedgehog beams you with his laser
4. Dig a tunnel and hide until they leave

3. I am dead.

NEW STORY!!!!!

You find yourself wearing corpse paint and playing the most brutal black metal on earth. After the show, someone hands you a cup of blood. What do you do?

A. Drink it.
B. Snort it.
C. Gargle it
D. Go bang that hot redhead in the corner.

[sonicandshadow97]

B... and D

After you do that, you decide to go home. once there, you:

1. Play the brutal black metal song again on real guitar
2. Play it on GH
3. Make it for all instruments on FOF then attempt drums
4. Leave and decide to do choice D again

[Electro Tomato]

B... and D

After you do that, you decide to go home. once there, you:

1. Play the brutal black metal song again on real guitar
2. Play it on GH
3. Make it for all instruments on FOF then attempt drums
4. Leave and decide to do choice D again

4.

After a relentless night, you decide to book a show at a preschool. What extremely brutal song song do you play there?

A. Gorgoroth's "Carving a Giant"
B. Satyricon's "Den Siste"
C. Immortal's "Sons of Northern Darkness"
D. Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville"

[sonicandshadow97]

D.

After the show, the kids are influenced by your music. You:

1. Decide to give them what they want and play on
2. Buy them all beer and party all night
3. Leave and forget about it.
4. Get drunk and destroy the place.

[Electro Tomato]

D.

After the show, the kids are influenced by your music. You:

1. Decide to give them what they want and play on
2. Buy them all beer and party all night
3. Leave and forget about it.
4. Get drunk and destroy the place.

4.

Leaving the room, toddler organs splattered across the walls, you see a hot teacher. What do you do?

1. Sex.
2. Sex.
3. Sex.
4. Dungeons and Dragons.

[1337buddha]

2.

You approach the hot teacher, the teacher looks at you ands says, "F*ck me." And you agree to. After sex, what do you do?

A. Go for round 2
B. Jump out the window
C.
D. Dungeons And Dragons

[sonicandshadow97]

A

After more, you decide to:

1. Go all the way to round 6 and get drunk and burn the place down
2. Drink your way through the whole refrigerators stock of Samuel adams beer, then go for round 3
3. Go home and play paintball with a drunk a chipmunk
4. Play GH until you pass out, 3 days later

[Electro Tomato]

A

After more, you decide to:

1. Go all the way to round 6 and get drunk and burn the place down
2. Drink your way through the whole refrigerators stock of Samuel adams beer, then go for round 3
3. Go home and play paintball with a drunk a chipmunk
4. Play GH until you pass out, 3 days later

2.

Then her boyfriend walks in.

A. OH SHI-
B. FUUUUUUU-
C. KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!
D. Wanna join us?

[sonicandshadow97]

D.

After a round of trios, you get tired and decide to go to Burger King to get a Big Mac. There, you order a Big Mac and tater tots. You go home to eat it when you see your wife having a round of quintets with 2 guys and her friend. You:

1. Decide to join them with the hot teacher and the redhead girl from the death metal concert.
2. Start Yelling and kill all of them.
3. Walk away as if you didn't see anything
4. Dungeons and Dragons

[Electro Tomato]

D.

After a round of trios, you get tired and decide to go to Burger King to get a Big Mac. There, you order a Big Mac and tater tots. You go home to eat it when you see your wife having a round of quintets with 2 guys and her friend. You:

1. Decide to join them with the hot teacher and the redhead girl from the death metal concert.
2. Start Yelling and kill all of them.
3. Walk away as if you didn't see anything
4. Dungeons and Dragons

5. They don't sell Big Macs at Burger King.

How do you punish sonicandshadow97?

A. Sex
B. Sex.
C. Sex.
D. SEEEEXXXXx.

[sonicandshadow97]

E. Kill Electro Tomato and order a Whopper at Burger King

You go home and see your wife having a quintet with 2 guys and 1 friend. You:

1. Decide to join them with the hot teacher and the redhead girl from the death metal concert.
2. Start Yelling and kill all of them.
3. Walk away as if you didn't see anything
4. Dungeons and Dragons

[angellinus]

2. kill them.


A: Sing
B: Dance
C: Eat
D: Run

[publicenemy187]

D. Run

You try to run as far as you can but then the poilice comes in your way and wants to know why you run. You:

A. Keep running and tackle down the policeman on your way.
B. Say you were bored.
C. Say you saw a ghost.
D. Yell "SPAAARTAAA!!!!!" at the face of the policeman and knock him out.

[sonicandshadow97]

D.

The police decide to arrest you on a charge of drug abuse. What do you do?

1. Tell them your drunk and hope they leave you alone
2. Try to run, knowing that they are probably going to find you
3. Go with them
4. Dungeons and dragons

[brandon1107]

A:

The police examine you to see if you're sober, what do you do?

A: ALLAH!!!!!!!! *KABOOM!*
B: Start telling a story about your imaginary Mudkip
C: Talk about your plans to assassinate the Governor
D: Show them your official D&D membership card
E: All of the above