sonicandshadow97 wrote:1.
Since you decide not to go, they call to your house with Uzis and AK-47's to kill you. You:
1. Proceed ton run, leaving your very realistic dummy in your place
2. Decide to fight back with an army of spider monkeys
3. Take your emergency space shuttle to the space colony ARK, where shadow the hedgehog beams you with his laser
4. Dig a tunnel and hide until they leave
3. I am dead.
NEW STORY!!!!!
You find yourself wearing corpse paint and playing the most brutal black metal on earth. After the show, someone hands you a cup of blood. What do you do?
A. Drink it.
B. Snort it.
C. Gargle it
D. Go bang that hot redhead in the corner.