Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

[Angrytigerp]

From the MPC forum which I founded:

Here's the short of it: I start you out with a short paragraph and 4 choices. The next poster chooses one of the choices and writes a short paragraph describing the outcome. He then gives 4 choices, and the cycle continues.

So, let's begin:

You are in a darkened room. You don't know how you got in there. Good thing you always carry a flashlight. Unfortunately, the flashlight is tiny, and the room is big. You do a quick tour of the room and find a door, a ladder, a lightswitch, and a bookshelf. What do you do?

1) Flip the switch

2) Climb the ladder

3) Open the door

4) Look through the bookshelf

[yoyokid2008]

You look through the bookshelf and find two hollow books and a locked chest. One has a box of matches while the other has a key inside it. You walk around the darkened room only to stumble to the floor and you find a rug. Under it, you find another key and a card which says "welcome." You walk to the door and think of what to do.

1) Open the door
2) Try the keys on the locked chest
3) Flip The Switch
4)Climb the Ladder

[fofgh3]

Darnt i got ninjad

Open the door. You open the door and find a dead man lying on the floor with a note in his hand. The note says: Get out of here while you can. There is a window up the ladder. You can jump out of it. You look up the ladder and see blood all over it. You find a cell phone in the mans pocket. The menu screen says. *Do not attempt to use! Bomb rigged* Your only other choices are to use the axe you find and try to rip through the walls or search for the man who trapped you. What do you do?

1) Climb the ladder
2) Attempt to use the phone
3) Rip though the walls
4) Search for the crazy guy

[quakegod667]

You decide to search for the crazy guy. Along the way pedobear attacks.
1. r*pe

2. r*pe

3. r*pe

4. over 9000!

[Spikehead777]

Over 9000! The Pedobear attacks the crazy man for well over 9000 damage, thus killing him. The pedobear then runs off again. You're still in the same area.

What is your action?

-Climb the ladder
-Attempt to use the phone
-Rip though the walls
-Continue searching

[LedfortheHead]

attempt the phone, but the 9 is missing so you can't call the police. So you...

climb ladder
call Pedobear
call Dave Mustaine
Fap in corner

[mitch951]

Call Dave Mustaine to blast away your foes with a few riffs off the "Rust In Peace" album. His amp blows up and you are left defenseless.

-Attempt to rewire the amp
-kill Dave Mustaine to attempt to find any weapons he is in possession of
-call the AUSTRALIAN police on 000.
-fap in said corner

[yoyokid2008]

Game turned into sh!t regarding quakegod's post.

-Call the australian police calling "000"

You patiently wait in the room for those bloody Australians with help. You walk around and find the key for the locked chest you found earlier and inside find a gun which has a full clip. You sit in the corner waiting for the Australian police to come and you wait patiently. What shall you do?

-Wait in the room
-Walk around the places you know
-Search the Dead Body
-Climb the ladder and attempt to escape through the window.

[jfosheezy]

climbe ladder

you climb ladder and jump out of the window and fall to your death
1 go to haven
2 go to hell

[gebbss]

1. Haven

You look around and suddenly realise:
"OH MAH GAWD! I'VE FOUND A HAVEN FROM DEATH! I'M INVINCIBLE!!"
You get up, flex your rather small muscles, and decide to test out your invulnerability.

1. Find some hoodlums ter test yer mettle on!
2. Find some nerds to show off to. (...I dunno. You want to do it. Who am I to stop you?)

[BSRaven]

You walk over to a mass murderer who has been killing people left right and center. He greets you by pointing his rifle at you and reloading.

Do you:
A: say "Nice rifle", and hope for the best?
B: Call him an arsehole and get shot in order to test your invulnerability?
C: Call the police via 112?
D: Kick him in the nuts with a hammer?

[Electro Tomato]

Kick him in the nuts with a hammer. You quickly discover he is a Ballchinnian. He ballslaps you, killing you..

You are in the Disneyland of the Seventh Layer of Hell. There are 2 rides that you like. Which do you take?

1. Rosie O'Donell Memorium Buffet of Flying Swords
2. Britney Spears' Apartment
3. Follow Chuck Norris to the Sixth Layer of Hell, where you will fight your way out.
4. Continue descending through hell until you pass through the core of Earth, and come out in China.

[MoN01]

I follow Chuck Norris to the Sixth Layer of Hell, where I will fight my way out.

Chuck Norris looked at me with his big round bushy eyes, suddenly he let go of the most epic battlecry the world have ever heard. I stood alone on a big pillar in a sea of flames, Chuck Norris drawing nearer at myself. I drew my BGF9000 and blew through chuchs chest, he crouched and fell to the ground, blood spilled all over the rocky ground. With his last breath he told me that he will never forget this, and I will pay in the Afterlive. I kicked his head joyfully until he was dead.


You walk through a jungle, suddenly a cobra attacks you.

1. You say hello to the cobra, because you think its the jungle book.
2. You take your BGF9000 and hope that will kill her off.
3. You eat the Cobra.
4. You pick up a stick and poke the Cobra.

[Angrytigerp]

You, of course, follow Chuck Norris to the Sixth Layer of Hell, where you will fight your way out. Your logic dictates that Chuck Norris can't die, but then Chuck Norris reads your mind and say, "Death doesn't come for Chuck Norris's soul; Chuck Norris comes for Death's soul". With that bit of wisdom, you find yourself confronted by demons that are obliterated at a single roundhouse kick of Chuck's that produces a huge anime-style energy wave -- but Chuck Norris doesn't call out his attacks. As you exit Hell through a filthy and disgusting portal (which turns out to be Britney Spear's earthly apartment), Chuck Norris puts a hand to his head.

"Someone just Googled me," he says coldly. "But that person doesn't know that they do not find Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris finds them."

What do you do?

1.) Assist Chuck Norris in finding the person who idiotically searched for Chuck Norris

2.) Kill Chuck Norris and steal his powers

3.) Stay in the apartment and wait for Britney to come home (so you can kill her)

4.) Start prank-calling people in the phonebook next to the receiver, pretending you're Britney Spears and alienating all her friends and family.

Ninja'd...

[Electro Tomato]

Number 4. My eyes hurt therefore,

She busts down the door and prepares to annihilate you. You look in your pack. You have:

1. An Ashton Kutcher you found at a gay bar. Use him to Punk her.
2. Fight her with your fists.
3. Have animalistic sex with her.
4. Wash an old person, thus winning all forum games ever started.