Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

[akedrou]

A:
In an explosion of smoke, Allah appears before you asking that you stop using ridiculous stereotypes about Islam. And He reminds you that the takbir is Allahu Akbar, besides.

You:
A: Apologize for brandon1107's weak attempt at a joke. God only appears to you, so the cop thinks you are talking to him, and God thinks you're apologizing for what you were doing last night.
B: Put on a turban and blow people up, or something. I mean... apparently God is Muslim and the cop's still right there...
C: Offer your official D&D membership card. It has gotten you out of worse situations than this before.
D: Run in fear of God and the police and wonder when your parents are going to show up to make this just like that nightmare you had when you were 10.

[sonicandshadow97]

C.

After showing them your D&D Membership, the cop decide to leave you alone. You:

A. Find the Hot redhead from the death metal concert
B. Go home and finally eat the Whopper and tater tots that you had in your hand through all of this
C. Collapse. Dead.
D. Dungeons and Dragons
E. Round 4 with the teacher

[hereje888]

A.

But you find out she's dead in the concert venue, so you:

A) Bang her anyway
B) Don't care, so you finally go eat your Whopper/tater tots at home
C) Call the teacher for Round 4.
D) Try to kill yourself with the whopper, unsucessfully

[estemshorn]

F

[1337buddha]

F

You don't know what F means, so...

A) Bang her anyway
B) Don't care, so you finally go eat your Whopper/tater tots at home
C) Call the teacher for Round 4.
D) Try to kill yourself with the whopper, unsucessfully

[sonicandshadow97]

C

After a relentless night you go home to FINALLY eat the tater tots and the whopper. You collapse on the floor after 3 tater tots, one bite out of the whopper and 3 1/2 beers. You wake up and

1. Leave and go to McDonalds for breakfast
2. Cook Waffles
3. Get a life.
4. Get a gig for a death metal concert.

[1337buddha]

1.

In the drive-thru, Ronald McDonald jumps on top of your car and starts dancing. Do you...

A. Get out of your car and kick his ass
B. Ignore him.
C. Decide to say "F*ck this" and drive off really fast.
D. Drive your car into a brick wall and hope it explodes.

[sonicandshadow97]

D. The car crashes and I pass out...

You find yourself in the basement of Burger King, shoveling crap out of a dumpster. You

1. Wonder for a moment how you ended up shoveling crap
2. Leave and run away
3. Keep shoveling crap
4. Find your boss and tell him you quit
5. Respect Micheal Jackson

[1337buddha]

1.

You think for sec how you ended up shoveling crap. The last thing you remember is driving your car into a brick wall. Do you...

A. Go drive your car into another brick wall.
B. Continue shoveling crap.
C. Leave.
D. Quit your crap-shoveling job.
E. Respect Michael Jackson
F. Dungeons and Dragons.
G.

[sonicandshadow97]

E.

After having a moment of silence for Micheal Jackson, you see the teacher from the last story. You:

1. Go for round 5
2. Dungeons and dragons
3. Go home
4. Continue your crap shoveling

[hereje888]

1.

Then you:

A) Ask yourself how the hell the teacher ended up in the basement as well
B) Round 6 (how many are there?)
C) Keep shoveling crap
D) Respect Billy Mays and Michael Jackson (again)
E) Quit your job
F) Why the hell are you shovelin crap anyway?

[1337buddha]

A.......then B.

You think for a brief moment how she got in the basement, then you realize you don't care and go for round 6

A. Go for Round 7
B. Keep shoveling crap
C. Respect Billy Mays and Michael Jackson
D. Kill yourself
E. Run away
F.
G.

[sonicandshadow97]

A.

After 7 rounds the teacher is knocked out cold. You decide to...

1. Kill her and use her for whenever you are "In the mood"
2. Go for round 8
3. Get drunk and not care that she is knocked out
4. All of the above
5. Forget about her like you did your 6th wife... Go for a ton of rounds, say "I've had my fill" and leave.

[BSRaven]

6: Other (please specify)

You smash your head open on a rock.

END.

(Next poster can start a new one)

[brandon1107]

CONTINUE!
You end up in hell. There are 3 rooms. Where do you go? The first room has a whole bunch of people sitting down, it looks like a waiting room. The next room has a whole bunch of knives and corpses. The final room has a group of clowns with baseball bats.

A: WAITING ROOM!
B: KNIFE ROOM!
C: CLOWN ROOM!
D: **** this man, new story!
E: round 9!