Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

[Master Goldfish]

B) Run Away...

...into the portal that the ninja things came through. Your spiraling through other dimensions. You...

A) Fap
B) Find a way into a loose portal
C) Nothing
D) Reflect on past adventures

A.

Not knowing how to fap, I form a glitch band with Charlie Daniels and release a song called "Livin-a-Fargo Rick-Roll-Rick-Roll (But I Digress)". We all live in a stuffy apartment, waiting for it to hit #1. It reaches #420. Our phone rings infrequently.

Do you:

A. Call your own phone.
B. Make more glitch songs.
C. Murder DJ Tiesto for the fun of it.
D. Follow Paul Oakenfield to find the secrets of electronica.

A.

As you call your own phone, your song somehow reaches #419. The FBI finds out about this, and puts you in jail. Do you...

a.break out
b.do the time
c.Wake up from your nightmare
d.make more glitch songs

[Electro Tomato]

B) Run Away...

...into the portal that the ninja things came through. Your spiraling through other dimensions. You...

A) Fap
B) Find a way into a loose portal
C) Nothing
D) Reflect on past adventures

A.

Not knowing how to fap, I form a glitch band with Charlie Daniels and release a song called "Livin-a-Fargo Rick-Roll-Rick-Roll (But I Digress)". We all live in a stuffy apartment, waiting for it to hit #1. It reaches #420. Our phone rings infrequently.

Do you:

A. Call your own phone.
B. Make more glitch songs.
C. Murder DJ Tiesto for the fun of it.
D. Follow Paul Oakenfield to find the secrets of electronica.

A.

As you call your own phone, your song somehow reaches #419. The FBI finds out about this, and puts you in jail. Do you...

a.break out
b.do the time
c.Wake up from your nightmare
d.make more glitch songs

D.

We invite the guitarist of Gorgoroth into our band as turntablist. The song is called "Shivas Crack-a-Go-Go". It reaches #744. We use the prison phone infrequently.

Do you:

A. Call Uncle Vinnici to bust you out?
B. Call Uncle Gaye to settle it in court?
C. Make more glitch songs.

[Master Goldfish]

C.

As you start, you accidentally glitch the window, and escape. Once home, you meet the warrior that you left behind a few dimensions ago. She has an evil look in her eye...

Do you...
a.Invite her to make more glitch songs with you
b.ask her out
c.let her kill you
d.Pretend to be brave

[angellinus]

You ask her out "hi lady,sorry what happened". Tha only reason she is there she is in loved! You do are in loved to her.


A.Get married
B.Shredd out first then get married
C.Date first then get married
D.Do a premarital SEX then get married


Sorry but if can be i will add:
E.Kiss longer than 1 hour
F.Hold hands while staring at each other

[lordhardware]

You ask her out "hi lady,sorry what happened". Tha only reason she is there she is in loved! You do are in loved to her.


A.Get married
B.Shredd out first then get married
C.Date first then get married
D.Do a premarital SEX then get married


Sorry but if can be i will add:
E.Kiss longer than 1 hour
F.Hold hands while staring at each other

"Sorry, but if i can be i will add" you say, and she looks deep into your soul.

You turn into a guitaricorn

(like a unicorn... but... more human... no horse features and... well its actually liek your head is now a guitar)

"Wow" you exclaim, "Blind AND tasteful" noticing the Gibson logo at the end of the... your fretboard.

you now have 4 options

1. Rock out on your handheld guitar, being heckled all the while because your scasred of scatching your head.

2. Rock out on your head... looking amazingly NOT skilled as you have no head playing skills to speak of... but then again... your playing smoke on the water... ON YOUR HEAD!

3. take up knitting... guitar isnt REALLY your thing

4. take out all four kinds of FIGHTSHKILLS on the blind womanorrior as she has turned you into an "instrument" of death (see what i did there?)

[Electro Tomato]

You ask her out "hi lady,sorry what happened". Tha only reason she is there she is in loved! You do are in loved to her.


A.Get married
B.Shredd out first then get married
C.Date first then get married
D.Do a premarital SEX then get married


Sorry but if can be i will add:
E.Kiss longer than 1 hour
F.Hold hands while staring at each other

"Sorry, but if i can be i will add" you say, and she looks deep into your soul.

You turn into a guitaricorn

(like a unicorn... but... more human... no horse features and... well its actually liek your head is now a guitar)

"Wow" you exclaim, "Blind AND tasteful" noticing the Gibson logo at the end of the... your fretboard.

you now have 4 options

1. Rock out on your handheld guitar, being heckled all the while because your scasred of scatching your head.

2. Rock out on your head... looking amazingly NOT skilled as you have no head playing skills to speak of... but then again... your playing smoke on the water... ON YOUR HEAD!

3. take up knitting... guitar isnt REALLY your thing

4. take out all four kinds of FIGHTSHKILLS on the blind womanorrior as she has turned you into an "instrument" of death (see what i did there?)

3.

As you knit, you come up with a Glitch/Blues song called "Grandma Does Your Glitch Bite? No Child, No!" It hits #1 on the UK Pop charts, but no one cares.

Do you:

A. Continue making glitch songs?
B. Live La Vida Loca?
C. Catch La Bamba?
D. Get stoned and give your Glitch band the name "Kiko and the Lavender Moon".

[Master Goldfish]

You ask her out "hi lady,sorry what happened". Tha only reason she is there she is in loved! You do are in loved to her.


A.Get married
B.Shredd out first then get married
C.Date first then get married
D.Do a premarital SEX then get married


Sorry but if can be i will add:
E.Kiss longer than 1 hour
F.Hold hands while staring at each other

"Sorry, but if i can be i will add" you say, and she looks deep into your soul.

You turn into a guitaricorn

(like a unicorn... but... more human... no horse features and... well its actually liek your head is now a guitar)

"Wow" you exclaim, "Blind AND tasteful" noticing the Gibson logo at the end of the... your fretboard.

you now have 4 options

1. Rock out on your handheld guitar, being heckled all the while because your scasred of scatching your head.

2. Rock out on your head... looking amazingly NOT skilled as you have no head playing skills to speak of... but then again... your playing smoke on the water... ON YOUR HEAD!

3. take up knitting... guitar isnt REALLY your thing

4. take out all four kinds of FIGHTSHKILLS on the blind womanorrior as she has turned you into an "instrument" of death (see what i did there?)

3.

As you knit, you come up with a Glitch/Blues song called "Grandma Does Your Glitch Bite? No Child, No!" It hits #1 on the UK Pop charts, but no one cares.

Do you:

A. Continue making glitch songs?
B. Live La Vida Loca?
C. Catch La Bamba?
D. Get stoned and give your Glitch band the name "Kiko and the Lavender Moon".

A. Making more glitch songs, you suprisingly get much more popular in the UK. Extremely mad at you, the blind warrior makes you loose your ability to make glitch songs...

Do you...

A. Go to the bookstore to get "Glitch Song Making For Retards"
B. Cry yelling you will never know the true meaning of life
C. let the FBI catch you again
D. nothing

[angellinus]

Go to the bookstore to get "Glitch Song Making For Retards" and before you knew it,the FBI surrounded you. The rubbled gun store(check my previous post later) is still there with guns and ammo.



A-Get a gun (please specify the gun)
B-Hide in the rubble
C-Practice A Ninja Ability or two (Hidden Lotus,Byakugan,Chidori)
D-Do anything you say.

[WiLL_iZ_FrEsH]

Go to the bookstore to get "Glitch Song Making For Retards" and before you knew it,the FBI surrounded you. The rubbled gun store(check my previous post later) is still there with guns and ammo.



A-Get a gun (please specify the gun)
B-Hide in the rubble
C-Practice A Ninja Ability or two (Hidden Lotus,Byakugan,Chidori)
D-Do anything you say.

A.
You get a gun (Mp5) and kill all the FBI
So now you......
A. Make more glitch songs
B. Go home and get stoned and sit there for a few days
C. Commit suicide
D. Or hang out with the gun store manager and get stoned

[Master Goldfish]

Go to the bookstore to get "Glitch Song Making For Retards" and before you knew it,the FBI surrounded you. The rubbled gun store(check my previous post later) is still there with guns and ammo.



A-Get a gun (please specify the gun)
B-Hide in the rubble
C-Practice A Ninja Ability or two (Hidden Lotus,Byakugan,Chidori)
D-Do anything you say.

A.
You get a gun (Mp5) and kill all the FBI
So now you......
A. Make more glitch songs
B. Go home and get stoned and sit there for a few days
C. Commit suicide
D. Or hang out with the gun store manager and get stoned

C. You are about to commit suicide, when you wake up from your nightmare to go to the bathroom. But...

You are in a darkened room. You don't know how you got in there. Good thing you always carry a flashlight. Unfortunately, the flashlight is tiny, and the room is big. You do a quick tour of the room and find a door, a ladder, a lightswitch, and a bookshelf. What do you do?

1) Flip the switch

2) Climb the ladder

3) Open the door

4) Look through the bookshelf

[WiLL_iZ_FrEsH]

Go to the bookstore to get "Glitch Song Making For Retards" and before you knew it,the FBI surrounded you. The rubbled gun store(check my previous post later) is still there with guns and ammo.



A-Get a gun (please specify the gun)
B-Hide in the rubble
C-Practice A Ninja Ability or two (Hidden Lotus,Byakugan,Chidori)
D-Do anything you say.

A.
You get a gun (Mp5) and kill all the FBI
So now you......
A. Make more glitch songs
B. Go home and get stoned and sit there for a few days
C. Commit suicide
D. Or hang out with the gun store manager and get stoned

C. You are about to commit suicide, when you wake up from your nightmare to go to the bathroom. But...

You are in a darkened room. You don't know how you got in there. Good thing you always carry a flashlight. Unfortunately, the flashlight is tiny, and the room is big. You do a quick tour of the room and find a door, a ladder, a lightswitch, and a bookshelf. What do you do?

1) Flip the switch

2) Climb the ladder

3) Open the door

4) Look through the bookshelf

2)
You climb the ladder and you get to the roof but you find your self in another world then which you came.
Do you
A) go back down the ladder
B) Jump of the building
C) Go back to sleep
D) Look for help.

[angellinus]

Looking for help in another world,you saw green aliens with big ears and small mouth.


A-Ask them help
B-Let them kill you(even if they are friendly)
C-Let them play with you guitar hero world tour(they have themselves a green controller yet the frets:GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN)
D-Keep up looking someone else

[Electro Tomato]

Looking for help in another world,you saw green aliens with big ears and small mouth.


A-Ask them help
B-Let them kill you(even if they are friendly)
C-Let them play with you guitar hero world tour(they have themselves a green controller yet the frets:GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN)
D-Keep up looking someone else

A.

They do not understand English, they only talk through Glitch music.

Do you:

A. Bring Charlie Daniels and the due from Gorgoroth back so you can make glitch songs?
B. Speak Spanish?
C. Speak French
D. Speak Swahili?

[Master Goldfish]

Looking for help in another world,you saw green aliens with big ears and small mouth.


A-Ask them help
B-Let them kill you(even if they are friendly)
C-Let them play with you guitar hero world tour(they have themselves a green controller yet the frets:GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN)
D-Keep up looking someone else

A.

They do not understand English, they only talk through Glitch music.

Do you:

A. Bring Charlie Daniels and the due from Gorgoroth back so you can make glitch songs?
B. Speak Spanish?
C. Speak French
D. Speak Swahili?

B.

You begin to speak spanish, but realize that a few posts ahead was that post that started this adventure. You back in the dark room, and try to remember what happened after the first post. Do you...

A. GO back to the 2nd post to see what u did after the first post
B. TAke a wiss on the ground, because you still had to go the bathroom
C. Start cussing because you are too lazy to go back to look at the 2nd post of this thread
D. Go back to sleep

[angellinus]

I slept and dreamed about:

A-About defeating Joe Perry in a battle
B-About defeating Slash in a battle
C-Being rich then being poor again
D-Playing the following weird guitar Heroes and Rock Bands:
Guitar Hero
Guitar Hero 2
Guitar Hero Rocks the 80s
Guitar Hero 3
Guitar Hero Aerosmith
Guitar Hero World Tour
Guitar Hero Metallica
Guitar Hero Guns n Roses
Guitar Hero Bon Jovi
Guitar Hero 4
Guitar Hero Frets on Fire
Guitar Hero Superior Rock
Guitar Hero On Tour
Guitar Hero On Tour Decades
Guitar Hero On Tour Century
Guitar Hero On Tour Millennium
Guitar Hero On Tour Millenia
Guitar Hero On Tour Forever

Rock Band
Rock Band 2
Rock Band 3
Rock Band 4
Rock Band 5
Rock Band 6
Rock Band 7
Rock Band Beatles
Rock Band On Tour (DS of course)
Rock Band World Tour
Rock Band 8