Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

[angellinus]

I killed chuck norris. Then what a relief! He reborned at his funeral. Where did his funeral happened?


a-A church
b-The gun store last time:

I run f*** out of chuck norris and stopped in a store. It has many guns and also affordable. Chuck Norris followed me to kill me. I decided to buy a or an

a- AK-47,8 magazines and 2 rifle rockets
b- M14 and 10 magazines
c- 1 type Bazooka and 3 rockets
d- an army knife,a samurai sword and aweak grenade

c-The car that has several abilities:

I hijacked a car it has several abilities and transformations. What will you choose?

1- Car tank mode
2- Car became a chopper
3- Accelerate through the highway
4- Get your knife and wait for him to com and kill him(if that will happen)

d-Anywhere

[BSRaven]

You later discover after a trip to the hospital that you have an incurable tumour in the shape of Walker, Texas Ranger. Oh dear, looks like Chuck Norris' funeral was in your brain...

GAME OVER.

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It is your 21st birthday, and your closest male relative has given you a shotgun worth $1500.

Do you:
A: Sod family loyalty and sell it?
B: Shoot the relative with it so he can claim on his health insurance?
C: KILLING SPREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ?

[MarvinPA]

It is your 21st birthday, and your closest male relative has given you a shotgun worth $1500.

Do you:
A: Sod family loyalty and sell it?
B: Shoot the relative with it so he can claim on his health insurance?
C: KILLING SPREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ?

C

You go on a killing spree and the cops pull up.

A run up to them press action button then run away
B run away
C shoot them
D get drunk with them

[Killmaster222]

A.

I ran up to the cops and pressed the action button to do a hadoken but instead i did a shoryuken so the cops try to shoot me but missed cause of their retarded aiming skills. What do you do?

A. Run away

B. Go GTA: San Andreas on them

C. Run them over.

D. Befriend Chuck Norris and ask him to kill the cops for you.

[BSRaven]

(A with a tint of C)

You run OVER the cops whilst on foot, then escape back home... Or at least, you would have, had you not fallen into the dimension in which you were killed by Chuck Norris-shaped brain tumours.

Do you:
A: Make your family need new pants by paying them a visit in this dimension?
B: Attend your own funeral?
C: Both?

[Electro Tomato]

(A with a tint of C)

You run OVER the cops whilst on foot, then escape back home... Or at least, you would have, had you not fallen into the dimension in which you were killed by Chuck Norris-shaped brain tumours.

Do you:
A: Make your family need new pants by paying them a visit in this dimension?
B: Attend your own funeral?
C: Both?

I make my family need new pants. But suddenly, the pants are actually Bellbottoms! 2009-2021 becomes the 60's. What do you do?

A. See Hendrix playing "Octavarium" by Dream Theater?
B. See Dream Theater playing "Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix?
C. See Hawkwind (losers)
D. Become a Hippie.
E. All.

[Razlo7]

I make my family need new pants. But suddenly, the pants are actually Bellbottoms! 2009-2021 becomes the 60's. What do you do?

A. See Hendrix playing "Octavarium" by Dream Theater?
B. See Dream Theater playing "Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix?
C. See Hawkwind (losers)
D. Become a Hippie.
E. All.

A.

Whilst watching Jimi perform, Dream Theater runs down the concert in thier tour bus out of unknown rage.
You are stuck under the tour bus while Dream Theater starts attacking Jimi. Everyone else is either run over (dead) or running away.

You...

A. Lay there in excruciating pain until your death
B. Scream for help
C. Be a **** and watch Dream Theater kill Jimi ( )
D. Become the Incredible Hulk an launch the tour bus toward the stage killing Dream Theater, but saving your life.

[funnyfrets117]

I become the Incredible Hulk an launch the tour bus toward the stage killing Dream Theater, but saving your life.

You get jumped by a bunch Dream Theater fans after returning to normal. Later, you wake up in an alley in NYC. You feel funny so you stand up and suddenly start unintentionally moving upward in a 'levitating' sort of way. You discover you have the ability to fly.

What do you do?

1. Curse your DNA for not giving you Spidey Powers.
2. Fly around the city screaming "OMG, look at me losers, I can flippin' FLY!!!!!" and use your ability to hurt people you hate.
3. Break out into that R. Kelly song.
4. Take the girl of your dreams on a magical flight around the world.

[Electro Tomato]

I become the Incredible Hulk an launch the tour bus toward the stage killing Dream Theater, but saving your life.

You get jumped by a bunch Dream Theater fans after returning to normal. Later, you wake up in an alley in NYC. You feel funny so you stand up and suddenly start unintentionally moving upward in a 'levitating' sort of way. You discover you have the ability to fly.

What do you do?

1. Curse your DNA for not giving you Spidey Powers.
2. Fly around the city screaming "OMG, look at me losers, I can flippin' FLY!!!!!" and use your ability to hurt people you hate.
3. Break out into that R. Kelly song.
4. Take the girl of your dreams on a magical flight around the world.

All. I first curse my DNA, then take the girl of my dreams around the world singing the R. Kelly song, and in between the choruses, I scream "OMG, look at me losers, I can flippin' FLY!!!!!" while hurting people I hate. But suddenly, you find that it was Jimi's soul actually combining with yours, and now you are a lefty, what do you do?

A. Fly around saying "I'm lefty hurr!"
B. Do not mention Chuck Norris for the sake of the story.
C. Mention Chuck Norris.
D. You And Hendrix perform a cover of "I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly.

[lordhardware]

D.

In the midst of the madness, Hendrix transforms into a Luck Dragon and beckons me to follow him into the Far Land of Greystone. Over the sea of Turtan, Jimidragon suddenly cries out "The Rock, It doesnt exist in this land!" He starts to fade and you fall towards the water. Upon your person you have 3 objects, a magical spearhead of ZOTAH, A seerstone, and a Sandwich.

do you


A) Eat the sandwich... It looks like a good one, and its a long fall so you can savor it.
B) Use the spearhead to painlessly take your own life, knowing full well that any blood of yours that touches the spearhead will cause your soul to transport to the land of Ugmar and into the clutches of lord entromarch! (how do you know all of this!)
C) Use the seer's stone to relive your life, to see if it was all worth it.
D) Scream. It's a long way down, you may win a record.

[Electro Tomato]

D.

In the midst of the madness, Hendrix transforms into a Luck Dragon and beckons me to follow him into the Far Land of Greystone. Over the sea of Turtan, Jimidragon suddenly cries out "The Rock, It doesnt exist in this land!" He starts to fade and you fall towards the water. Upon your person you have 3 objects, a magical spearhead of ZOTAH, A seerstone, and a Sandwich.

do you


A) Eat the sandwich... It looks like a good one, and its a long fall so you can savor it.
B) Use the spearhead to painlessly take your own life, knowing full well that any blood of yours that touches the spearhead will cause your soul to transport to the land of Ugmar and into the clutches of lord entromarch! (how do you know all of this!)
C) Use the seer's stone to relive your life, to see if it was all worth it.
D) Scream. It's a long way down, you may win a record.

D. You win a record. The Rubber Soul record by the Beatles, to be exact.

Story Ended.

New Story:

You are trapped in 4chan. You are in a dark room. In the corner, you see a stack of hentai. There is a door. What do you do.

A. Jerk off to the hentai.
B. Go through the door.
C. Wait.

[Maartah]

B

Afraid that you might be seen, you don't dare to jack of to the hentai. therefore you walk through the door, crying on the inside. You're obviously still trapped in 4chan, but in this room you find a blind girl who also seems to be trapped in 4chan. What do you do?

A go back to the first room and jack off on the hentai.
B team up with her and try to somehow find your way out of 4chan.
C Jack off on her. She's beautiful, and it's not as if she can regocnize you.
D Wait.

[Master Goldfish]

D

As you wait, you become more anxious. You hear more sounds from outside, and eventually evil things from the 20000th dimension come in and begin attacking the blind girl. She just shoves them off, becomes a majestic warrior, and starts attacking the evil things. As you sit there in amazement, you see she is struggling. Do you...

A: Join her in fighting
B: Run Away
C: Kill yourself
D: Wait until she has finished off the last one, then ask her out.

[LedfortheHead]

B) Run Away...

...into the portal that the ninja things came through. Your spiraling through other dimensions. You...

A) Fap
B) Find a way into a loose portal
C) Nothing
D) Reflect on past adventures

[Electro Tomato]

B) Run Away...

...into the portal that the ninja things came through. Your spiraling through other dimensions. You...

A) Fap
B) Find a way into a loose portal
C) Nothing
D) Reflect on past adventures

A.

Not knowing how to fap, I form a glitch band with Charlie Daniels and release a song called "Livin-a-Fargo Rick-Roll-Rick-Roll (But I Digress)". We all live in a stuffy apartment, waiting for it to hit #1. It reaches #420. Our phone rings infrequently.

Do you:

A. Call your own phone.
B. Make more glitch songs.
C. Murder DJ Tiesto for the fun of it.
D. Follow Paul Oakenfield to find the secrets of electronica.