Corrupt-a-wish

[Maartah]

Granted, but only on easy.

I wish I wouldn't have to study this much

[Spikehead777]

Bam! You don't have to study so much, but in the end, you fail because you didn't study.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish. =P

[Gerinych]

Granted, but you already did.

I wish my wish was uncorrupted by the next poster's wish.

[quakegod667]

(insert magic phrase here). Your wish is uncorruptible. However you, your relatives and anyone you ever knew catches spontaneous combustion and burn. Then you are resurrected as Zombie Nazis, who also combust.

BTW I wish for them emo monkeys to git off meh damn lawn!!!!!

[jfosheezy]

Now you have to make a wish...

ok
i wish that i had $1 million

[mrbrownstone1990]

Granted but you are only allowed spend 1$ a day

I wish for a non corrupted wish

[Angrytigerp]

Kazaam. Your wish to have an uncorrupted wish is the only uncorrupted wish you could have. The paradoxical nature of the wish tears open the fabric of space and time and the universe ends. Nice job.

I wish I was an Oscar-Meyer Wiener.

[quakegod667]

Done. No more secks for you.

[Angrytigerp]

Now you make a wish...

[quakegod667]

I wish for a rocket mansion filled with beer and sexy womenz

[Aeovon]

You get it, but as you arrive it collapses, crushing all inside.

I wish... I had superpowers

[evilbobthebob]

Unfortunately your superpowers are making coffee in record time and freezing water. Therefore you drown in a sea of frozen coffee...

I wish I had won the December fretting competition

[tibiazak]

granted but then you are expected to produce a fret as good as the winning entry EVERY DAY.

I wish my friend would stop sleeping all day.

[jfosheezy]

granted but now he goes around killing people starting with you


i wish that i had x ray vision

[yoyokid2008]

Granted but you are kept in a cellar for misuse of x-ray vision.

I wish System of a Down got back together again.