Corrupt-a-wish

[Angrytigerp]

Wish granted, but by the time you do they're all old men and they play horribly.

I wish that I could think of a wish.

[jfosheezy]

granted but the whole band gets shot and the shooter gets away and never gets caught
i wish that i knew what to wish for

[Electro Tomato]

Turn gay? Can't change what already was.

Granted, but you get seats next to a speaker (like I did), and you can't hear for a week (like I did).

Edit: Damnit! Beat again!

Granted, but by that time you're and old man and are horrible.

I wish that I could see Morbid Angel live.

[jfosheezy]

granted but the whole band gets shot and the shooter gets away and never gets caught
i wish that i knew what to wish for

[Electro Tomato]

granted but the whole band gets shot and the shooter gets away and never gets caught
i wish that i knew what to wish for

Don't diss two great bands, you troll.

I wish I was cool.

[jfosheezy]

i dont diss rush im just messing with yall

[Angrytigerp]

Notice: I made the first wish after the Rush wish. I am the orig ninja, here.

[jfosheezy]

ya cause we keep getting beat

[rednano12]

Can we ban jfo from specific threads?

On a more serious note,

I wish I had a bucket of rotten plums.

[BSRaven]

Can we ban jfo from specific threads?

On a more serious note,

I wish I had a bucket of rotten plums.

Granted. but the bucket's in your stomach, therefore every time you have sex, you belch up a rotten plum in your lover's face.

I wish I was God.

[jfosheezy]

granted but like in the movie you get to many prayres to handel but your to stupid to figure out a way to make them easyer
i wish rune was banned

[BSRaven]

Granted, but he takes you down with him.

I wish for only-on-my-command shapeshifting, which nobody can lock, apart from me.

[jfosheezy]

granted but the only thing you can turn in to is a fire hydant

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i wish i could be invisible when i want and where i want

[BSRaven]

EDIT: (damnit, ninjaguard is off!) Granted. But you freeze to death, as you have to remove your clothes to be truly invisible.

I wish that my shapeshifting covered all shapes, sizes and colours, and was still as powerful as in the previous wish.

[jfosheezy]

i did make one
o i get it b!tch

granted but no one likes you at all cause you can do that
i wish i was 16 so i could drive