Corrupt-a-wish

[BSRaven]

Granted, but you're my neighbour when I get nuked by Germany.

I wish for those crazy North Koreans to take their HAPPY PILLZ

[Kermit4Prez]

Granted. They're so happy, they send their happy missiles to blow us all up.

I wish I was an astronaut.

[Stefan_Alfons]

Granted, but you get lost in space, never to be found again.

I wish my strum bar would work.

[Davidrawr]

Granted, but your fret buttons stop working.

I wish my E string hadn't broken last night.

[hereje888]

Granted, you break every string EXCEPT the E string

I wish school didn't start tomorrow.

[Shizzy1427]

Granted, school doesnt star tommorow for me.

I wish i had a new mattress. NEW mattress.

[ssjfulkon198]

Granted. The mattress is a factory defect and explodes.

I wish I had a McFlurry wif M&Ms. o.o

[sonicandshadow97]

Granted, but it doesn't come with a cup and it is all over your head.

I wish my RB drums wouldn't have broken.

[Stefan_Alfons]

Granted, but your sticks break.

I wish for Anarchy.

[ObviouslyOwns]

Granted, but now a private militia has most of the guns leftover and you run out of ammunition by the third day. You soon die because there is no police to cry to.

I wish that I had a sexy new backpack.

[Coronia]

Granted, but now you have been beaten and the backpack forcibly taken away from you.

I wish I could travel through time and go on some crazy adventures.

[Stefan_Alfons]

Granted, but you come into the age of dinosours (sp?), and a T-Rex comes along your way, first making a wierd look, and thinking "What is this?", but then eating you.

I wish I would be handsome.

[hereje888]

Granted, but you literally scare yourself to death when you look in the mirror.

I wish for 100 uncorrupted wishes.

[Stefan_Alfons]

Granted, but you waste them in 1 week and die out of the 101st

I wish I could do Latin better than I can now.

[Coronia]

Granted, but you have lost all other linguistic skills.

I wish I was in an anime style Harem.