Corrupt-a-wish

[dashdot]

but your keyboard breaks

I wish for a cd

granted, but the cd player blows up.

I wish i already had the Assassin's Creed 2

[quakegod667]

Granted. It's an incomplete version with only about a tenth of the levels, graphics and gameplay.

I wish that the goddamn tomato baby would stop crying.

[cmsk8ter]

granted but then 20 min. later it started crying.

I wish for unlimited wishes

[Aquarium Fish]

but my wish comes true

I wish for a giant penguin to come and crush everybody

[AllGenres]

The giant penguin comes, but he crushes YOU.

I wish I had more money.

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The giant penguin comes, but he crushes YOU.

I wish I had more money.

[Aquarium Fish]

It's stolen so you go to jail

I wish for an acoustic guitar

[drummerboy0511]

granted, but they forgot to cut the sound hole out of it. :P

I wish... for 6 notes in Frets on Fire.

[TheLastNinja]

Granted, but you become deaf.

I wish I could grow wings.

[drummerboy0511]

granted, but theyre made of feathers and wax, therefore they melt in the sun.

i wish for better theme selections for this forum (forum layout, not fof themes)

[Wehrdo]

wish granted, but your graphics card is too crappy to use them.

I wish I was any good at this game.

[steve_adams2008]

granted. but u suck at everything else

i wish for the worlds best computer

[drummerboy0511]

granted but its so powerful, it blows up, and in the ashes, you see... nothing.

i wish that eof was precompiled for linux.

[sonicandshadow97]

granted but its so powerful, it blows up, and in the ashes, you see... nothing.

i wish that eof was precompiled for linux.

Granted, only to find out your computer doesn't run Linux.

I wish I lived in Michigan again.

[TheLastNinja]

Granted, but everyone you know has died due to zombie takeover.

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.

[sonicandshadow97]

Granted, but Chuck Norris came and corrupted it

I wish that I could drive.