thugz411 wrote:gimme a break,gimme a break.Break me off a piece of that Kat Kat Bar!!
Uh, thats a caramel apple pie??
I know this thread likes to take peopless requests and **** them up but how is MAKE UP even slightly related to an APPLE PIE?
Crushedsoul:
This is the story all about how
my life got flip turned upside down
So if you take a moment and sit right there
I tell you how I became the meme called pedobear.
In west Neverland born and raised
Stalking the playground is how I spent most of my days
Checking out max relaxing all cool
Playing with my balls outside of the school
When a couple of kids who were looking real good
Didn't check the offender registry in their neighborhood.
I touched one little kid and her mom got scared and said, "I'm calling the fbi on you sick pedobears"
So I whistled for a van but when it came near
the license plate said chan and there was a party in the rear
If anything I could say this van was a snare
But I thought, "Nah forget it, you can't catch a running bear"
I pulled out of the girl, who was seven or eight
and I yelled to the moralfags, "Yo homos, sage you later"
Looking at her crotch I got there before the hair
She can sit on my bone cause I'm the pedobear.
Give me a CARAMEL APPLE PIE with NO LATTICE