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Album List
The Instru-mentals (Debut Album)
The Instru-mentals - The Instru-mentals
Release Date: January 04, 2010
Label: none
Length: 33:34
Synopsis: The debut album featuring original tracks including The sound of your face and A calm.
Track List
- 01. A Calm
- 02. Staring at The Sun
- 03. Da Secks
- 04. The Sound of Your Face
- 05. Mr. Charles Theodore Sandwich
- 06. Shards of Glass
- 07. (Don't Say) g2g
- 08. Somewhat Disoriented
- 09. Psycho-Deli
- 10. Chocolate Bagels - Special Bonus Track
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Two Thousand and Techno
The Instru-mentals - Two Thousand and Techno
Release Date: March 14, 2010
Label: none
Length: 31:56
Synopsis: The second album by the Instru-mentals, featuring 11 songs, with only one of them being pre-released
Track List
- 01. Accidental Success
- 02. Invader Jim
- 03. Gumdrop Forest
- 04. Dude, Where's my Cream Cheese?
- 05. Just Because
- 06. Two Thousand and Techno
- 07. Titled
- 08. Sometimes
- 09. R. Peggio
- 10. The Tale of the Rainbow Alligators
- 11. Did you see the Muffin Man?
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Experimental Procedures
The Instru-mentals - Experimental Procedures
Release Date:May 27, 2010
Label:none
Length:75:04
Synopsis
With a duration of over an hour, this is a pretty experimental album. It has my longest song, 11:11 (Make A Wish), and it has my lulziest songs, Donny is gay, and Donny is Gay (Trance).
Track List (click the spoilers underneath them to read information about the song)
- 01. March of the Epic Men
- 02. Rhyme After Rhyme
- 03. Unimcomplete
- 04. There's not going to be a next time
- 05. Donny is Gay
- 06. Donny is Gay (Trance)
- 07. Techno Love Song
- 08. ES-9000
- 09. Man-A's
- 10. I didn't do it, my noodles did
- 11. 11:11 (Make A Wish)
- 12. Techno is My Life
- 13. Chopsticks Techno
- 14. I'll be Fine
- 15. This is Persia
- 16. The Game(boy)
- 17. Never Say Forever
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Death From Boredom
Release Date:July 24, 2010
Label:still none
Length:41:59
Synopsis
The Instru-mentals Fourth Album, featuring 13 songs.
- 01. Sometimes I wonder
- 02. Woody
- 03. Donny is a Registered Sex Offender (Featuring Donny)
- 04. I've Never
- 05. Forever is Not Long Enough
- 06. Space Monster
- 07. Voxular
- 08. Take On Me (Instru-mentals Remix)
- 09. A Good Attempt at a Bad Song
- 10. Robot Party
- 11. Irape
- 12. Trapped in a Deadly Thunderstorm
- 13. Bonus Track
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The Beast of Techno
(NO ALBUM ART CAUSE I NEVER MADE IT LOL)
Release Date:October 31st 2010
Label:lolnone
Length:35:05
Synopsis: 2112.
- 01. The Beast Awakens
- 02. The Beast's Theme
- 03. The Beast Causes Havoc
- 04. Eric's Theme
- 05. I Discover The Beast
- 06. The Battle - Movement One
- 07. The Battle - Movement Two
- 08. The Conquering of The Beast
- 09. Defeat
- 10. The Overturning of Powers
- 11. The Discovery of Powers
- 12. The Mastery of Powers
- 13. I am The Beast
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The Wat EP
Release Date: March 5, 2011
Label: STILL NONE GOSH DANG IT
Length: long
Synopsis: Wat
Track List
- 1. Intro (watsamples/Instru-mau5)
- 2. Sexy Times at My House
- 3. And You Said No
- 4. Death Salad
- 5. A song that is so miserable that even i can admit its suckage
- 6. I just dinked my motherboard in orange juice, and now I can't make beautiful music anymore (this song only works on april fools day) {okay, it works every other day too}
- 7. Pew! Dirnt (Instru-mentals Remix)
- 8. It's Not So Bad After All
- 9. Lick My Ass and Call me a Lollipop
- 10. В самом деле, я очень скучно, N я, наконец, ставлю его на NспользованNе
- 11. Happy Days
- 12. Outro (Lemon Party/Duck my sick)
- 13. I wumbo'd you a song (extended version)
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Tales of an Eighth Grade Nothing
Release Date: June 9th, 2011
Label: none
Length: 30:59
Synopsis: More songs by The Instru-mentals
Track List
- 01. Deadly Neurotoxins
- 02. Smoother than Satan
- 03. You are Awesome
- 04. Loathers Gonna Loathe
- 05. Tales of an Eighth Grade Nothing (Album Version)
- 06. Forever Alone
- 07. Ode to Whores
- 08. Wish This Day Wouldn't End
- 09. Attack of the Dubstep
- 10. Techno is The World
- 11. Rev Up Those Fryers
- 12. Sonic 2 Final Boss Cover
- 13. Quadratic Formula Rap (Bonus Track)
Un-Frequently Asked Questions
Q. What software do you use to make music?
A. I use Image-Line Fruityloops Studio (FL Studio) 9.0.1 Signature Bundle (also known as XXL)
Q. What kind of hardware do you use? i.e. Mics, Midi Instruments
A. I recently got a midi keyboard for christmas. It is the Alesis Q25 USB/MIDI Keyboard controller. I use a simple logitech mic for vocals (like the rock band one only white)
Q. What kind of computer do you use to make this music?
A. I have two different computers. One is my sh*tty laptop (Sager NP4020 a.k.a the D400S) which i don't really use anymore and one is my dad's BEAST desktop, which I forget the exact model of, but it's beast. I use it for almost everything.
Q. Why did you start using FL Studio?
A. There's actually a story behind it. I was watching keatonkeaton999's videos on youtube and I looked at one of his that said how to make his sparta remix using "windows music maker", which someone in the comments said "lolno, that's FL Studio" curious as to what it was, I googled it, and downloaded the demo of it. And that's how I became so fond of it. This was back in 2008 by the way.
Q. Do you have any old music not present on these albums?
A. Yes, but most of them are lost. Only about 3 of them are lurking on my youtube. Rockin Techno, Moldy Toastehs, and Erkelasuarus Rex (yes, I did come up with stupider names back then). The rest are long gone and are not of existence anymore.
Q. Why Techno?
A. I don't know really, it sort of just came upon me to make techno with this.
Q. lrn2realinstruments
A. I actually would love to be in a real band, but do not have the money to fix my drums or buy new drums right now.
Q. Why are you making these available for free?
A. A couple reasons. The first reason being that I want people to listen to them, the easiest way to do that would be to just allow them to have the album for free. The second reason is because I don't think too many people like my music enough to actually go out and buy a copy of an album.
Q. Why the name Instru-mentals?
A. I honestly do not remember why I chose that name. I think it was because back then all of my music was instrumental, and 90% of it now still is, and I couldn't just use The Instrumentals as I'm sure that name is taken by other peoples, so I made it unique haha. Also, before the Instru-mentals, I was known as AD/HD and My Bum Hurts. :P
Q. You suck.
A. That's not a question ya dingus.