http://clodsofsodom.com/2008/09/coolest-dudes-in-metal/
I thought it was accurate. And here's a little challenge. Say someone who you think should be on the list, and I'll give you a reason why he's not.
Challenges That I've Beaten, How I Beat Them, And the Challenger:
Lemmy Kilmister - Appears in really bad music videos for crappy songs [crazy.neo]
Cliff Burton - He's dead. He is no longer in metal. He is a pile of bones. [Rapt0r]
Dave Mustaine - Still whines about being kicked from Metallica, and is a redhead male, which is autofail. [venom]
Johan Hegg - His vocals can be covered by ugly anorexic girls wearing pink striped hoodies. [yoyokid]
James Hetfield - Sang on St. Anger. [Rapt0r]
Glenn Tipton - Was in a band called The Flying Hat Band. Everything about it was great, even the name, but the name was too absurd to allow him to enter the Coolest Dudes of Metal.
David Jio - He is an Electro Tomato. [Tormann]
Till Lindemann - Had a gay photo shoot for Rammstein's first album. [TheLastNinja]
Tom Morello - Not metal. [TheLastNinja]
John 5 - Plays country, shred, industrial, and gothic metal. Lolwut award. [TheLastNinja]
Serj Tankian - Not metal. [TheLastNinja]
Muhammed Suicmez - Looks like Eminem and Chester Bennington had a baby. [jdawg]
Jeff Loomis - Played guitar on a pop singer album. A bloated has-been pop singer.
Rob Halford - He sported a beer gut while wearing a revealing leather outfit on the Metal Masters tour. Ewwww.
Bruce Dickinson - Made a really crappy movie about Aleister Crowley that sucked so much that there was a disturbance in the force.
Steve Harris - His son plays in a mediocre metalcore band called Burn In Reason.
Ozzy Osbourne - :(
Marco Minnemann - Not metal enough. Playing for one year with Necrophagist does not make you metal.
Romain Goulon - Hasn't yet recorded anything with Necrophagist, so he is not metal yet.
Scott Hull - Shares his name with a pop music producer.
Kirk Hammett - Sloppppyyyyyy........
Kerry King - See "Kirk Hammett"
Tom Araya - Catholic singer of a band known for extremely Satanic themes. Hypocrisy!
Shannon Lucas - Plays exclusively in ___core bands.
Turisas - Opened for DragonForce, repeatedly.
Antti Kokko - He left Kalmah to do some "soul searching"....
Alex Webster - Used to be a telemarketer.
Chuck Billy - Part of Dublin Death Patrol. Great band, but see "Glen Tipton".
Willie Adler - He ENJOYS cleaning and cooking with his wife.
Jon Donais - Has toured with Arch Enemy. Uggghhhh.
Zakk Wylde - Real name: "Jeffrey Phillip Wielandt".
Max Cavalera - Uses a four string guitar because he never uses the top two. Seriously.
Geezer Butler - He CHOSE the stage name "Geezer".
Ronnie James Dio - He is referenced repeatedly in the shows "Cheers" and "Frasier".
Dax Riggs - Recorded an acoustic solo album named "Dry Pussy".
Blackie Lawless - Horrible stage name.
GWAR - Name has been suggested to be short for Gay Women Against Rape, Great White Aryan Race, Gay Weird Anal Reprobates, God What an Awful Racket, but it isn't. It's just GWAR.
Udo Dirkschneider - The singer of Skid Row said that Udo is the most metal name of all time. Skid Row....
Gene Hoglan - Delivered a rather lackluster performance on the Dethalbum.
Troy Sanders - Cites Gene Simmons as a bass influence.
Matt Pike - Motorhead14 is a fan.
Challenges That Have Beaten Me:
NONE!!!
Queued Challenges:
Mike Portnoy
John Petrucci
