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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Gerinych » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:47 pm

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: listen to me
Stranger: my name is colonel nathan r jessef
Stranger: im commanding officer here at guantanamo bay
Stranger: im looking for some inteligence
Stranger: maybe you can help me
You: didnt obama close down gitmo?
Stranger: listen to me.
Stranger: obama? hes been taken care of
Stranger: dont move toward that keyboard pickle ****
Stranger: i need to know the connections of rahim al midsmerh
Stranger: his replacement will arive in the morning
You: cool
Stranger: a notorious terrorist in the mediterranean area
Stranger: i was told i could come here
Stranger: can you help
You: no i cant
Stranger: i have a 15 terabyte memory on this hardtop
Stranger: i need your help
Stranger: dont be a pansie ****
You: dude can you give me 2 tb?
Stranger: listen to me **** i used to f**k little boys like you in prison
Stranger: now im out
Stranger: i want some f**kin answers
Stranger: yes ill teabag you twice
You: oh man do you play gta4 on that thing?
You: that games awesome
Stranger: NAH NAH b***h i play yo f**kin mama huh?
Stranger: gimme da f**kn answers pr**k
You: lol
Stranger: look i swear to god if you dont stopbeatin off yo f**kin d**k and gimme da f**kn anjswers im gonna kick ya f**kn a*s
You: do you know when theyre gonna release gta4 dlc for pc?
Stranger: hey i got it i can upload the site to you want it?
You: sure
Stranger: (tubgirl link removed)
You: cool
You: ill play it now
You: omg its finished already
You: oh awesome
You: this game rules so f**king much
Stranger: there is no way
You: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I think he went to that link to see if it actually worked.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Jama7301 » Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:21 pm

I'm done with that site. From what I've seen both here and on there, it's nothing but a troll training ground.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby felixdaman18 » Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:47 am

Just got this for my iPod Touch. It's lots of fun.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby MarvinPA » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:17 pm

felixdaman18 wrote:Just got this for my iPod Touch. It's lots of fun.


Same here, well on my iPhone it's great fun lunch time or in a boring class.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby Maartah » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:43 am

I know this is childish, but fun as hell :P

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: male or female
You: PENIS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby estemshorn » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:08 am

i love auto typers.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola, amigo especie
Stranger: hi
You: ¿Hablas español?
search
Stranger: 我操 我也说本土语言
You: chupa mi polla que la grasa peluda elfo.
You: lawl
Stranger: 说人话
You: speakida ingles
Stranger: OK
You: TESTICALS
You: IN
You: MY
You: MOUTH
You: WAT
You: (_y_)
You: (_Y_)
You: WANT
You: TO
You: HAVE
Stranger: ·
Stranger: ·
Stranger: ·
Stranger: ·
You: INTERCOURSE
Stranger: ·
Stranger: ·
Stranger: ·
Stranger: ·
You: ?
Stranger: ··
Stranger: ·
Stranger: ·
Stranger: ·
Stranger: ·
Stranger: ·
Stranger: ·
Stranger: ·
You: RICK ROLLED BIATCH
You: We’re no strangers to love,
You: You know the rules and so do I.
You: A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,
You: You wouldnt get this from any other guy.
You: I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
You: Gotta make you understand…
You: Never gonna give you up,
You: Never gonna let you down,
You: Never gonna run around and desert you.
You: Never gonna make you cry,
You: Never gonna say goodbye,
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
You: We’ve known each other for so long
You: Your heart’s been aching
You: But you’re too shy to say it.
You: Inside we both know what’s been going on,
You: We know the game and we’re gonna play it.
You: Annnnnd if you ask me how I’m feeling,
You: Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see…
You: Never gonna give you up,
You: Never gonna let you down,
You: Never gonna run around and desert you.
You: Never gonna make you cry,
Stranger: 88
You: Never gonna say goodbye,
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby MarvinPA » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:53 pm

Maartah wrote:I know this is childish, but fun as hell :P

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: male or female
You: PENIS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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Re: Omegle.com

Postby warhol » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:19 pm

I feel unloved ):

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You: Hai
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby brandon1107 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:26 pm

Lol RIP

Spoiler:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Blanket?
Stranger: nope
You: MJ?
Stanger: nope
You: Damnit!
Stranger: HES DEAD!!!
Stranger: OMG
You: really?
Stranger: IM SO SAD
You: how long has he been dead?
Stranger: couple of hours
You: I need to watch the news...
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby yogsothoth » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:47 pm

You: Type this in your address bar:
You: javascript: for(i=1;i>0;i++)alert("LOL")


He didn't respond or disconnect.
You: Hooray! :D
You: To stop it, go to C:\WINDOWS\ and delete the System32 folder.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby code62k » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:53 pm

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hotels
Stranger: what? asl
You: 900/german/kentucky
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you the famous dutch guy?
You: yes
Stranger: dan lullen we toch gewoon hollands?
You: hai
Stranger: waar kom jij vandaan?
You: srry don't speak dutch
Stranger: ok sorry
Stranger: whare do you live?
You: 21 jump street
You: just take a turn from 123 sesame street
You: you'll find my house
You: it's purple
Stranger: so you know Thomas Hanson?
You: nope just moved in
You: bye
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby RedShadow » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:03 pm

socks wrote:so i went on again......
ima perv...

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: what's uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
You: my penis
Stranger: good to know



FML.

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: balls??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Copying other peoples ideas FTW!! :/
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby estemshorn » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:48 pm

this made me lol

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Stranger: no
Stranger: this is Patrick
You: oh sorry
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Postby FoF rules666 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:07 am

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello beautiful lady you buy cat?
Stranger: how much for a cat?
You: please mam cat only 50 msk
You: good deal good quality
Stranger: ok I'll take 2
You: cat comes in many colors
Stranger: what colors?
You: .....you buy cat?
Stranger: yes i buy cat
Stranger: what colors
You: cat not for sale GOODBYE!
Stranger: noooo
You have disconnected.



---- EDIT ----

estemshorn wrote:this made me lol

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Stranger: no
Stranger: this is Patrick
You: oh sorry
You have disconnected.


that was me lol
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Re: Omegle.com

Postby estemshorn » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:29 am

FoF rules666 wrote:---- EDIT ----

estemshorn wrote:this made me lol

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Stranger: no
Stranger: this is Patrick
You: oh sorry
You have disconnected.


that was me lol


it was??
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