Limerick Thread!
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Limerick Thread!
Inspired by this thread: https://www.fretsonfire.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=29341&st=0&sk=t&sd=a
So, I did a search, and lo and behold, there was no limerick thread here, so I am making one.
you can post limericks that you have heard somewhere before or ones that you make up yourself. I guess the only rules are follow the forum's rules for content, or whatever.
Here's one by me to start:
There once was a guy named Pete
Whose odor was that of bad meat
Many a bath he has taken
The smell would not be shaken
And stunk all his life in defeat
Your turn!!!
So, I did a search, and lo and behold, there was no limerick thread here, so I am making one.
you can post limericks that you have heard somewhere before or ones that you make up yourself. I guess the only rules are follow the forum's rules for content, or whatever.
Here's one by me to start:
There once was a guy named Pete
Whose odor was that of bad meat
Many a bath he has taken
The smell would not be shaken
And stunk all his life in defeat
Your turn!!!
You should call your **** a WMD.
Since your lady probably has trouble finding it....
Since your lady probably has trouble finding it....
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Re: Limerick Thread!
The lesson was really quite boring,
and all of the students were snoring.
The teacher he took,
a ruler and book,
and beat all the ones who were snoring
Yes, snoring is used twice, but it's clever.
and all of the students were snoring.
The teacher he took,
a ruler and book,
and beat all the ones who were snoring
Yes, snoring is used twice, but it's clever.
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Re: Limerick Thread!
This thread is Really pointless,
I think the decision is Choice less,
I think the decision is Choice less,
I'm Back!!!! :D
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Re: Limerick Thread!
lsapg09 wrote:This thread is Really pointless,
I think the decision is Choice less,
"Pointless Thread this must be!"
Lsapg09 just did decree
But I say relax and just chill
Because you lack the rhyme skill
Limerick flaming is fun, can't you see?
But I kid. Don't hurt me...
You should call your **** a WMD.
Since your lady probably has trouble finding it....
Since your lady probably has trouble finding it....
Re: Limerick Thread!
There once was a rapping tomato
That's right, I said rapping tomato
He rapped every day
From April to May
And also, guess what, it was me.
That's right, I said rapping tomato
He rapped every day
From April to May
And also, guess what, it was me.
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Gerinych wrote:There once was a rapping tomato
That's right, I said rapping tomato
He rapped every day
From April to May
And also, guess what, it was me.
LOL that was awesome :D
There once was a captain from Rome
who had lost his grandmother's comb.
Grandmother was glum
so she smacked him on the bum
till he remembered he'd left it at home
I Suck LOL
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Re: Limerick Thread!
There once was a dwarf named Bertold
Who drank Ale when the weather grew cold
He picked up his cup and yelled
"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!"
You've just been limeRICK Roll'd.
Who drank Ale when the weather grew cold
He picked up his cup and yelled
"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!"
You've just been limeRICK Roll'd.
If you can read this then you've gone too far.
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Re: Limerick Thread!
Scutch-Nukem wrote:There once was a dwarf named Bertold
Who drank Ale when the weather grew cold
He picked up his cup and yelled
"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!"
You've just been limeRICK Roll'd.
You sir win the prize for win-ness in the category of things that most win.
You should call your **** a WMD.
Since your lady probably has trouble finding it....
Since your lady probably has trouble finding it....
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Re: Limerick Thread!
Limericks always have a beat. Here's a typical limerick:
Once there was a pile of goo,
Who's words were never ever true.
When asked how to smile,
He said, "Put this on file,
Cows shall never say moo!"
Yeah, that makes no sense, but it has the rhythm. The rhyming is
A
A
B
B
A
Once there was a pile of goo,
Who's words were never ever true.
When asked how to smile,
He said, "Put this on file,
Cows shall never say moo!"
Yeah, that makes no sense, but it has the rhythm. The rhyming is
A
A
B
B
A
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I cane into this thread thinking it was about the county found in Ireland
Roses r red
Violetz r blue
Some limericks rhyme
others don't
Roses r red
Violetz r blue
Some limericks rhyme
others don't
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Written on the wall in a bathroom at my school:
Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shi*t and stink.
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the bullsh*t on the walls.
Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shi*t and stink.
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the bullsh*t on the walls.
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Re: Limerick Thread!
There was a man sitting in the sand,
And life was something he didn't understand,
His head was full of stress,
His relation was a mess,
And his fail percentage was over nine-thousand!
And life was something he didn't understand,
His head was full of stress,
His relation was a mess,
And his fail percentage was over nine-thousand!
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Re: Limerick Thread!
Deseo Sangre wrote:,
And his fail percentage was over nine-thousand!
You're one to talk. :)
If you can read this then you've gone too far.
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