500 things wrong with movies - just like the other

juraji · Postby **juraji** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:51 pm

1. All horror movies (except 1408) are highly predictable. I can accurately guess who dies, in what order, and usually the plot of a horror movie within 5 min of watching it.

tibiazak · Postby **tibiazak** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:27 pm

you sir, get the first ever "n00b trying to increase his post count award". congratulations.

incidentally, if anybody wants to make me a graphic for that, it'd be appreciated :;):

(award copyright 2008 Tibiazak)

edit and slightly more on topic: dude, there've been a ton of movie topics. we don't need another one, even if it is a "things wrong" topic....

SketchMan3 · Postby **SketchMan3** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:53 pm

2. The black guy ALWAYS dies first, unless he's played by a rapper.

dgrams2000 · Postby **dgrams2000** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:01 pm

tibiazak wrote:you sir, get the first ever "n00b trying to increase his post count award". congratulations.

incidentally, if anybody wants to make me a graphic for that, it'd be appreciated :;):

(award copyright 2008 Tibiazak)

edit and slightly more on topic: dude, there've been a ton of movie topics. we don't need another one, even if it is a "things wrong" topic....

I think I still have my banners on my computer and should be able to whip something up.

Elogotar · Postby **Elogotar** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:45 pm

3. Happy endings, nuff said.

DreamOnMan92 · Postby **DreamOnMan92** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:03 pm

4. Mindless violence and gore is not necessary to have a good horror movie.

5. Neither is sex between two of the characters.

6. Or a plot.

devilfingers · Postby **devilfingers** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:04 pm

7.Nobody does any hard time for robbing (spam),killing enemies,massive property damage,etc.,etc..

Lin · Postby **Lin** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:16 pm

8. None of them are real (Not story based, but movie based, eg. Titanic)

Elogotar · Postby **Elogotar** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:10 am

Lin wrote:8. None of them are real (Not story based, but movie based, eg. Titanic)

That's an ignorant post because if it was completely real, it wouldn't be a movie. It would be a documentary. A completely different class of film making.

whatakevin · Postby **whatakevin** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:55 am

SketchMan3 wrote:
2. The black guy ALWAYS dies first, unless he's played by a rapper.

hahhahaha i had that exact thing in my head b4 i scrolled to your post

DreamOnMan92 · Postby **DreamOnMan92** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:14 am

Going along that theme, the second to die is always the smokin' hot blonde chick.

tibiazak · Postby **tibiazak** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:17 am

Uwe Boll. nuff said.

Gerinych · Postby **Gerinych** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:28 am

Movies based off games or games based off movies. Which's worse?

raptor jesus · Postby **raptor jesus** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:37 am

Game's based off movies because you can't sleep through them

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mmsven · Postby **mmsven** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:55 am

whatakevin wrote:hahhahaha i had that exact thing in my head b4 i scrolled to your post

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