1000 Good Ideas - For School

[warhol]

288. When a teacher starts getting mad at the class and blows up right in front of you, say "No dog food for you"

[Duckmeister]

289. During class, randomly start singing "Give It Away" in an Ethel Merman voice. Classic.

[Magyk]

289. Dress up as terrorists (Ski masks and all)

*I swear me and my friends did this yesterday , because yesterday was out homecoming and our class colors black. It was epic.

[hatrix]

290.Make a whole bunch of these crossbows and fire them all over the cafeteria.
Simple Pen Cross Bow

[SketchMan3]

291. Post copies of this list on all of the bulletin boards.

[gebbss]

292. Point at a teacher. Don't talk. Just point.


Me and a friend did this today XD

[DreamOnMan92]

293. throw a flaming bg of dog crap on your teacher's porch.
294. Or in their desk.

[yogsothoth]

294. Transform those quick book return things in front of the office into trash cans/library gift boxes. Give them a few crumpled pieces of paper, some candy wrappers, and an opened water bottle.

[hatrix]

295. Light one of those green colored gas fireworks in the science lab and scream Poison Gas Leak !!!!

[Duckmeister]

296. Whenever you get in trouble, and are pulled out into the hall, as soon as you get in the hall say, "Is there a problem, officer?" to the teacher.

Warning, this is quite offensive to most people.

[DreamOnMan92]

297. If possible, steal your teacher's cell, then go nuts.
298. Send your teacher text messages in l337 5p33k.
299. If your teacher's cell has Internet, download James Blunt or the worst hip-hop song you can find available as the ringtone.
300. The good old "Kick Me" sign is your friend.

300 down, 700 to go... wow, this is gonna be long...

[Duckmeister]

Ah, but not so fast. There are not 300 "good" ideas, just 300 ideas. When this thing is done I'll have to shorten it to the good ideas.

[Bondo]

301) fart in the PA system

302) photoshop a fat teacher's head on Jabba the Hutt (i did this and got in trouble and as punishment i was forced to delete the files at the start of lunch time then i argued with the principle that i would rather eat my lunch first)

302) when asked to move to a different desk claim it has Herpes and refuse to move, then threaten to sue the school if you catch herpes

303) speak Shyriiwook so people dont know what you talkin' bout Willis

[poison]

304. When a teacher asks you if you did your homework, say "LOL WHAT I IS HAVIN HOMEWORK IN DIS JIGGA LOL WHATS U BEEN TEELIN MEH" all ghetto and ****. 10 points extra if you're wearing FUBU.

[SketchMan3]

305. Give your least favorite teacher an apple.