warhol wrote:Does anybody know how the Ninja-Pirate feud started?
The pirate uprising of 1462.
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Wikipedia says:
"[Pirates vs Ninjas] is a textbook example of Internet Humor, in that the origin remains unknown (or debated), and it is seen in most online communities."
"[Pirates vs Ninjas] is a textbook example of Internet Humor, in that the origin remains unknown (or debated), and it is seen in most online communities."
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Chuck all the way man, he has mystical kung foo powers!! nuthin can beat that, not ninjas, pirates or even ninja pirates.
Chuck norris , has a nightlight not because hes afraid of the dark, its because the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck norris doesnt go hunting, hunting implies failure , chuck goes killing !
Chuck norris , has a nightlight not because hes afraid of the dark, its because the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck norris doesnt go hunting, hunting implies failure , chuck goes killing !
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I can recite sooo many Chuck Norris one liner things. And its not funny any more. It wasn't that funny in the first place anyway IMO.
But anyway... Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.
But anyway... Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.
Its just like life. Quite interesting in parts, but no substitute for the real thing.
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HAHAHAHA nice one el nini
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Chuck Norris. He would rip Jurgen's accent (which comes convieniently bundle-packaged with his keyboard of +8 Guitar Bonus) out with his beard and throw it into the advancing ninjas. Powerless, Jurgen would be destoryed with one swift roundhouse-kick to the nads AND the face.
Tie? No. Chuck Norris never settles for less than winning twice in a game.
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Tie? No. Chuck Norris never settles for less than winning twice in a game.
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Ninja all the way!! chuck norris is a woman beater.
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warhol wrote:Does anybody know how the Ninja-Pirate feud started?
and how the hell did cowboys get added?
edit: pirates are not an option...
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Jurgen smites almost half the army of ninjas as chuck norris delivers a deadly round-house kick to the face. Jurgen turns around to fight back but is killed from a flying ninja star. Chuck norris runs to fight the ninjas but is overwhelmed. Knowing he can't win, he pulls out a grenade and blows everyone up. Tie.
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I was going to say Jurgen...but...Ninjas?!
You can't beat ninjas!
Not even pirates are capable of such ninja-fu and mass destruction, especially when they start summoning...
*Thank you, those of you who got that reference.
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You can't beat ninjas!
Not even pirates are capable of such ninja-fu and mass destruction, especially when they start summoning...
*Thank you, those of you who got that reference.
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