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[KTownEgghead]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: watsup?
You: watsup?
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: wow
You: wow
Stranger: copycat
You: copycat
Stranger: this is awesome
You: this is awesome
Stranger: i wanna see ur ****
Stranger: really
You: i wanna see ur ****
You: really
Stranger: i do
You: i do
You: ...
Stranger: kk i gotsta go now
You: Woah.
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[brandon1107]

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Stranger: Hello Random Stranger
You: GRAPH PAPER IS THE ****!
Stranger: yeah alll those little squares
You: i know, right?
You: You can like... draw lines
Stranger: have you seen the isometric graph paper
You: Yeah
Stranger: you can 3d
You: its **** ing beast!
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You: Steve Urkel
You: Discuss how awesome he is.
You: now
Stranger: i hope you're not from Brasil
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You: Are you waldo?
Stranger: yes, can you find where I am, though.
You: Brazil?
Stranger: nope
You: Asia?
Stranger: nope
You: Earth?
Stranger: sadly, yes.
You: are you... by a computer?
Stranger: how ever did you guess.
Stranger: you a girl?
You: No...
Stranger: oh well
You: I found you
You: by a computer
Stranger: yep
You: I win
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Stranger: MIKE?
You: Yes
Stranger: MIKE ARE YOU THERE?
Stranger: HEY
You: Yeah its me mike
Stranger: damn
Stranger: so give it to me
Stranger: come on
You: thats what she said
Stranger: she who?
Stranger: oh **** no
Stranger: if you ever touch my daughter again im gona **** kill you
You: too late...
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[guitarfreak93]

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You: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: my email
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: my email is [email protected]
You: do u like cheese?
Stranger: sometimes
You: wat type?
Stranger: on a pizza
You: me too
Stranger: or on a cracker
Stranger: muenster cheese is goood
You: finally someone who understands
Stranger: on a sammich
Stranger: lets **** each other
You: really?
You: nice
Stranger: 8---D
Stranger: i have a tiny shaft
Stranger: with large testicles and dick-head
You: umm... i have a tasty............. sac
Stranger: yoo have V or P?
You: p
You: u?
Stranger: lets cross swords in a public restroom
Stranger: ill show you my dong tatttooo
You: let's find glow in the dark condoms and play star wars
Stranger: nope
You: y?
You: I thought u loved me
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im a robot
You: and my enourmus shaft
Stranger: i feel no emotion
You: you'll feel my **** in ur butt
Stranger: you never told me about that, only your tasty satchel
Stranger: nope
You: that sucks
You: i heard it feels nice
Stranger: im going to **** a fruit pie in front of you
You: apple?
Stranger: mixed berries
You: nice
Stranger: then im going to strangle you
Stranger: with a piano wire
You: while i touch myself
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you wont have hands
Stranger: because im going to make you dip them in acid
You: can u jack me off and strangle me?
Stranger: ****
Stranger: nope
You: bj?
Stranger: i will be smoking a nice cigar though
Stranger: nope
You: fj?
Stranger: i will melt cheese on yoor dong if you want
Stranger: american singles
You: that works
Stranger: **** yoo
You: kraft?
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So much fun...

[Scutch-Nukem]

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You: WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Stranger: Hay
You: Hay is for horses.
Stranger: Yes, but
Stranger: time does not see
You: Time is nothing but a scheme. Thought up by the evil rabbit overlords from planet Calorie!
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: agree
Stranger: global warming huh
You: Right now, they are planning to rid the world of it's massive carrot supplies! If they are to succeed, our children will ask. "Where are the carrots? What are carrots?" It'll be complete chaos! The rabbits are also behind GLOBAL WARMING.
Stranger: hahahahahaaaaaaa
Stranger: Yes I Tink
You: Their evil leader "Bunkar, the fluffy bunny" is responisible for most of the problems in the world! ESPECIALLY the carrot shortage!
Stranger: Because the poor rabbit
Stranger: Because he is so bad
You: The rabbits took atlantis off the maps, the rabbits keep the martians under wraps. THEY DO. THEY DO.
Stranger: You think they dominated the world
You: They haven't... but they will...
You: It is their ultimate plan!
You: Peter Cottontail? Oh, he was just the beginning!
You: Jackalopes? Evil mutants created by the mad scientists of Calorie.
You: If we are to survive, we must destroy all the rabbits, before it is too late.
Stranger: Here I see nothing
Stranger: big city ... or birds is entitled
You: The birds? They're working with the rabbits too! They're the spies.
Stranger: I thought
You: Oh no... I think I hear their horrible squeaking outside my window! OH NO! THEY'RE COMING OUT THE GODDAMN WALLS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I have no idea what the hell I was talking about.

[MoN01]

Really funny xD

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Stranger: haai
You: hi
Stranger: how are you ?
You: fine, and you?
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: where you from ?
You: I can't tell you :P
Stranger: why not ?
You: because Im anonymous
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Stranger: hi lady
Stranger: /
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ???
You: Im a guy <-<
Stranger: ok
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[Maartah]

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You: frets on fire is the way to go
You: agree or die
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:P

[mitch951]

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You: Hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 male new york
Stranger: you??
You: 37/f/ Josef Fritzl's basement.
Stranger: lier!!!
You: no u
Stranger: no u
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[MoN01]

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You: Hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 male new york
Stranger: you??
You: 37/f/ Josef Fritzl's basement.
Stranger: lier!!!
You: no u
Stranger: no u
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I lol'd, our media in germany are crapping themselves over that since like 3 months. It kinda gets old...

[MarvinPA]

I never found out.

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Stranger: hey
You: I'm looking for a Mr Eddie Vedder. Have you seen him around?
Stranger: if by Mr Eddie Vedder you mean mudkips then yes
Stranger: otherwise no
You: Thank God! Where did you see him?
Stranger: i put him into my virgin ass
You: Last time I saw him was at the fretsonfire fan forums.
You: You're a virgin? Ahahahahaha.
Stranger: my ass is - or well it was until Eddie got into it
Stranger: asl?
You: That's what she said.
You: 19/m/Seattle
Stranger: cool
You: You?
Stranger: 14 F CALI LOL
Stranger: would you have sex with a fourteen year old?
You: Wow California has a lot of 14 year old female trolls haven't they.
Stranger: successful troll is a californian
You: That's what she said.
Stranger: sex. do want or do not want?
You: No thanks. I'm still looking for Eddie.
Stranger: plox
You: nosoz
Stranger: i'm wet
You: Nice to meet you, Wet.
Stranger: can i meet your ****?
You: Look did you see where he went or not?
You: I'm sorry. My **** is reserved for your mom.
Stranger: have sex with me, in return mr eddie vedder's location
You: That's a tough choice.
Stranger: can i has reconz if i can't has sex?
You: lol wat
Stranger: reconz armour in halo 3
Stranger: i wants it almost as much as i wants sex
You: Halo's for fags.
You: Recon armor is a lie.
Stranger: no, the cake is the only lie
You: The cake was delicious.
Stranger: we do what we must because we can
You: Till that goddamn spy took it from me.
Stranger: what is your email address?
You: [email protected]
Stranger: did you make that email address just for the lulz?
You: There was lots of lulz at the time yes.
Stranger: i'll post nudes if you post sex
You: http://i40.tinypic.com/33ngvo9.jpg
Stranger: i'm a 14 year old american, the only countries i know are usa and that one with the terrorists
You: Alaska's a Country right?
Stranger: probably
Stranger: i've herd of it but i don't really know anything other than that
You: I hear England's full of Terrorists.
Stranger: that's obvious
Stranger: i really want sex tho
You: Have sex with a Terrorist!
Stranger: but i'm an american!
You: Say you'll tell them where Obama keeps him missiles.
Stranger: who's obama?
You: Bush with a tan.
Stranger: oh, that black president we got
You: Yeah.
You: Al Gore's bum-buddy.
Stranger: can we has sex?
You: You and Obama? If you want.
Stranger: i was talking about us
You: I said. I'm reserved for your mom. Ask her permission first.
Stranger: ok i asked she said it was okay
You: I'll have to ask my boyfriend first. Brb.
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[mitch951]

You: hey, asl?
Stranger: I AM GONNA RAPE YOUR MOMMY
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Stranger: =D
You: well played anon
You: well played
Stranger: Oh sit i neeed to go
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Stranger: Here another
Stranger: ASCII art rules
You: no, you have lost the game.
You: Mormon jesus conquers all.
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Stranger: MASTER HAND
Stranger: POZQRW
Stranger: POWARZ
Stranger: From SSBB

[MarvinPA]

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Stranger: Hello
You: 10,000 CP SITES? AIN'T FINDING ****!
Stranger: oh noes!! quick, tell the internets
You: Anon to the rescue!
Stranger: you sure this is the Lesbian Astrophysicists chatroom?
You: hell yeah man.
Stranger: that's grand. Hey, why don’t we plant a tree together?
You: If that's what you call it.
Stranger: I think we should plant it in a wheelbarrow. That way, we can have it with us, where-ever we go
You: Good idea.
Stranger: and then sell the film rights to Tom Cruise. He's a ****, he'll buy the rights to anything
You: And, if the film has DiCaprio in it he'll die again.
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[evilbobthebob]

Lesbian astrophysicists? Why wasn't I invited?

[warhol]

Livin' On A Prayer - Bon Jovi

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Stranger: howdy
You: TOMMY USED TO WORK ON THE DOCKS
You: UNIONS BEEN ON STRIKE
Stranger: what happened?
You: HES DOWN ON HIS LUCK
You: ITS TOUGH, MAN
Stranger: then what?
You: GINA ORKS THE DINER ALL DAY
You: WORKIN FOR HER MAN, SHE BRINGS HOME HER PAY
You: FOR LOVE
You: SHE SAYS WE GOTTA HOLD ON
You: TO
You: WHAT
You: WEVE
You: GOT
You: CAUSE IT DOESNT MAKE A DIFFERENCE
You: IF WE MAKE IT OR NOT
You: WEVE GOT EACH OTHER
You: AND THATS A LOT
You: FOR LOVE
You: WELL GIVE IT A SHOT
You: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: WERE HALF WAY THERE
You: LIVING ON A PRAYERRRRRR
You: TAKE MY HAND AND WELL MAKE IT I SWEAR
You: LIVIN ON A PRAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You have disconnected.

Nowhere Man - The Beatles

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HE'S A REAL NOWHERE MAN
You: SITTING IN HIS NOWHERE LANG
You: MAKING ALL HIS NOWHERE PLANS
You: FOR NOBODY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is how you remind me - Nickelback

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you debate, like philosophy, smoke weed, or play lacrosse?
You: NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN
You: I COULDN'T CUT IT AS A POOR MAN STEALING
You: TIRED OF LIVING LIKE A BLIND MAN
Stranger: cut? like cards?
You: I'M SICK OF SIGHT WITHOUT A SENSE OF FEELING
You: AND THIS IS HOW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kawaii_kumiko69]

Pie.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: a secret
You: i like pie
Stranger: 3.14159
You: 3.141592654
Stranger: you look that up?
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: i know it is correct
You: nah
You: up to that only D:
Stranger: and i can't say that i know anyone
You: how come?
Stranger: that knows that much
Stranger: well
Stranger: people rarely go about memorizing pi
Stranger: much beyond 3.14
You: scientists prolly use up to 3.14159
Stranger: probably
Stranger: or
Stranger: perhaps the fractional value
Stranger: to be exacting
You: 22/7
Stranger: indeed
You: that's actually 3.142857142857142857...
Stranger: i learned something
Stranger: so
Stranger: where are you?
You: i'm at home :))
Stranger: oh good
You: how about you?
Stranger: on what continent
Stranger: is home located?
You: asia
Stranger: i am in north america
Stranger: the united states
Stranger: to be exact
You: i'm in the philippines xP
Stranger: do you like it there
You: yep
Stranger: i'd like to visit there some day
You: kinda hot here now, but i'm used to it
Stranger: well yes
Stranger: i plan to travel there
You: when?
Stranger: with my fiancee
Stranger: in 3 years
Stranger: we want to go around the world
Stranger: for a year
Stranger: backpacking
You: when do you plan to get married?
Stranger: and talking to strangers about pi
Stranger: may 24th
You: nice :D
Stranger: the answer
Stranger: "i like pie"
Stranger: i would expect that from an american
You: teh internet does wonders =))
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how small our world has become
Stranger: yet many see so few places
Stranger: i'd like to see the salt flats
Stranger: thanks for redeeming the evening
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[jagz15]

You: Hello hello
Stranger: who?
You: you
Stranger: do you like apples?
You: Apple juice, yes... the fruit no.
Stranger: i don't even like the juice
Stranger: shiiiiit
You: awts man..
You: naiintindihan mo ba ang sinasabi ko?
Stranger: yeah i know
You: lol
Stranger: that's swedish
You: nope... something a little more...
You: asian
Stranger: ahh! russian!
You: asian nga... ampota. LOl
Stranger: that's ****!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.