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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby Rapt0r » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:47 am

Only thing that has happend that I've noticed me one of my spare desktop computers has a very long startup time now. It's been like this since yesterday morning though so I doubt it's this.
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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby quakegod667 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:15 pm

No effects yet. and I'm virus-prone! (haven't been for a while ever since i got MBAM, though)

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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby fofgh3 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:29 pm

Well my mouse keeps suddenly becoming un-responsive...

That could mean two things:

1. IM GETTING A CONFICKER!!!

2. Or my mouse needs batterys....


But seriously, when it happened I quickly un-plugged my router until it becomes responsive just to be safe.
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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby KTownEgghead » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:19 pm

My school got it. It's on a network so they shut down the internet, and no students were allowed on :D 'Twas hilarious. But it was the Conficker B worm. They think that the computers already had it before April 1st.
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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby amak11 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:52 pm

my school's smart theys use multiple programs from letting anything happen. i believe the programs are deep freeze (resets the computer to their deaault) and anti-exicutable so if anything tryed it would fail and get wiped and also my computers free and clear, but scanned my computer for virus and other things about 14 times over the weekend :tongue2:

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fofgh3 wrote:Well my mouse keeps suddenly becoming un-responsive...

That could mean two things:

1. IM GETTING A CONFICKER!!!

2. Or my mouse needs batterys....


But seriously, when it happened I quickly un-plugged my router until it becomes responsive just to be safe.


don't worry, both my go to guys said that the conficker was nothing to worry about just keep your computer up to date.
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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby amich45 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:18 pm

****! So much for April fools joke. My computer won't **** turn on anymore. I'm pissed right now. Bull ****.
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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby quakegod667 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:42 pm

But... you just posted. ^^^^^^ :tongue2:
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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby amich45 » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:11 am

Computer lab. Just kidding anway.
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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby MarvinPA » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:33 am

Am I getting Conficker? Sometimes my mouse thinks the middle button is pressed down when it's not.
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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby BSRaven » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:28 pm

MarvinPA wrote:Am I getting Conficker? Sometimes my mouse thinks the middle button is pressed down when it's not.


That'll just be the middle button jamming down a little.

@Razlo: This is why I love having a corded optical mouse. No monthly clean, no batreez required. :woot:
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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby Lysdestic » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:08 pm

Here you guys go.

Conficker Diagnose.
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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby code62k » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:00 pm

Thanks, now I know I don't have it.
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Re: Conficker C worm

Postby RaianTheFallen » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:17 am

Me too. Sweeeet.
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