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tibiazak · Postby **tibiazak** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:33 pm

brandon1107 wrote:when a stranger asks us what FOF is, why dont we make up something? Here are some examples:

Females on Fire - The newest porn film
Fast Obvious Fail - A new chat acronym meaning you failed
F*ck Off F*ckface - Another new chat acronym
Farmer's Ordinary Fever - A disease spreading in the USA
Ferguson's Original Food - A Grocery Store in Ireland

i just say it's a secret code that requires top-level security clearance. :P

Rapt0r · Postby **Rapt0r** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:00 pm

Isn't the point to find someone you don't know to talk to?

RedShadow · Postby **RedShadow** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:09 pm

brandon1107 wrote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FOF-FF?
Stranger: sorry?
You: FOF-FF
You: The frets on fire fan forum
Stranger: you honestly think there's a chance
Stranger: of someone from that forum
Stranger: being on this site?
You: Yes
Stranger: who are frets on fire?
You: Its a music game similar to Guitar Hero
Stranger: oh figures
You: search it on google
Stranger: nah thx i have better games
Stranger: like portal and braid
Stranger: to play
You: We have cookies!
Stranger: thx anyway
Stranger: lol
Stranger: those games have cakes
Stranger: they are superior
You: D:
You have disconnected.

And you just ruined the secret code! D:

tibiazak · Postby **tibiazak** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:50 pm

multiple personalities meets cybering

Spoiler:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i'm looking at you through the glass
Stranger: really
Stranger: neat!
Stranger: that means your me
Stranger: because I only see my reflection
You: i know it's sad but true - I'M YOU
Stranger: bizarre
You: it's not bizarre
Stranger: Well it is a little bit
Stranger: I don't generally have conversations with myself on the internet
You: yea, well, haven't you ever thought that maybe these "anonymous people" aren't really people?
You: and that you're just typing out the responses to yourself?
You: or that it's an electronic representation of yourself here?
Stranger: Well, neither of those really make any sense at all
Stranger: but I suppose it could be true
You: it only doesn't make sense because the personality you consider "you" has been conditioned to rule out those possibilities
Stranger: That's not a very compelling argument
You: only because you're choosing to reject the argument.
You: but we have a more pressing issue to attend to
Stranger: Because there is no evidence to support it
Stranger: aight
Stranger: shoot
Stranger: what are they?
You: if you cyber with yourself, is it cybersex or cybermasturbation?
Stranger: Cybermasturbation
You: but if the personalities are separate....
Stranger: then you're still just fantasizing
You: is it fantasizing if you don't have control over it though?
Stranger: If it's yourself, then you do have control, you just don't realise it
You: not if there's a secondary personality you're not aware of. people with split personalities don't have control over the multiple personalities, it's like they are separate entities
You: which brings it back to the beginning: if you don't have control, is it cybersex or cybermasturbation/
You: ?*
Stranger: Either way, any sexual activity that starts with "cyber" is a waste of time.
Stranger: It is cybermasturbation though. If you had a dream where you were having sex and you masturbated in your sleep
Stranger: it would still be masturbation
You: but that's because that would only involve a single personality. if you bring in multiple personalities...
Stranger: they are all still you, there's just a wall between them
Stranger: in the end, you're still playing with your own genitalia
You: eh. well, my time here has come to an end. your secondary personalities can't manifest while you're awake for very long. i shall see you in the mirror
You have disconnected.

yoyokid2008 · Postby **yoyokid2008** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:07 pm

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Livin' in a house of cards, waiting for it all to fall.
Stranger: The joker is the only fool
You: Hope for the best, plan for the worst, that's what my life's all about.
Stranger: You're very wise.
You: Am I really?
Stranger: You seem to be.
Stranger: Of course you're a perfect stranger.
You: Well, I'm looking at you through the glass as well.
Stranger: What do you see?
You: Text, of course, silly stranger.
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: The wonderful place of the internet, and yourself?
Stranger: I'm from the US.
You: Grand place.
Stranger: I like it :)
You: Although, I heard the economy is turning bad.
Stranger: The economy is horrible everywhere.
You: Yeah, everywhere except the wonderful land of the internet. You should move here, or at least spend vacation here.
Stranger: Can I crash on your couch?
Stranger: I'm broke.
You: I have a spare room
Stranger: Wow, it's the life of Riley in the land of the internet!
You: Sure
Stranger: Should I see the sites?
You: Yes, there's over millions of sites here, although, only some of them are wonderful.
Stranger: Hmm. Can you recommend some?
You: The hills of google, plateau of youtube, and the ocean of Yahoo! are some great sites to start off with.
Stranger: Wow, they sound amazing.
Stranger: You know what though?
Stranger: I think I'd rather go to Brazil on vacation.
You: Awe, how come?
Stranger: I hear the people there are great.
You: I heard that too. Most of the people here are ****.
Stranger: Hahaha.
You: It's all about letting people down, putting people down, and all that jazz around here. I try and relieve my stress in the plateau of youtube and watch amusing stunts.
Stranger: I knew you were wise :)
You: Thanks :)
Stranger: So I'm never going to know the real you, am I?
You: You shall.
You: Only if the fates let it happen.
Stranger: I think fate has put us together here.
You: That's a great observation.
You: The fates surely must have planned this meeting.
Stranger: This is probably the most important thing the fates have ever arranged.
You: It should be. This conversation has been going on really nicely.
Stranger: I'm a sparkling conversationalist :)
You: Yes, yes you are. You're personality is smashing as well.
Stranger: Charmed, I'm sure.
You: That's great. What music do you listen to?
Stranger: All kinds. Electronic, pop, indie rock, some rap.
Stranger: You?
You: Amazing, I listen to a majority of genres, mostly rock, indie, alternative, and metal. Rap and some electronic mix in as my tastes always vary,.
Stranger: You are a man of many facets.
You: You too are a man of many facets.
Stranger: Do you know what that means?
You: My vocabulary isn't as good as yours, but I have an idea, and, a dictionary handy.
Stranger: Haha. A resourceful man as well.
You: Haha.
Stranger: Is it late where you are?
You: Yes, sadly.
You: It's 10 PM, and It's a schoolday tomorrow.
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: What time is it there?
Stranger: Oh, shut up.
You: Come again?
Stranger: It's 10 pm.
Stranger: And you have school tomorrow?
You: Yes
Stranger: How old are you?
You: You tell me.
You: How old do you presume I am?
Stranger: Jesus, this just got super weird.
Stranger: Bye.

Haha, almost a normal conversation really, until the end.

bunze · Postby **bunze** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:08 pm

tricking or being tricked

My duck

Randomly calling people sexy

estemshorn · Postby **estemshorn** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:43 pm

---- EDIT ----

Sheff_ei · Postby **Sheff_ei** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:05 am

You: Yo
Stranger: m/f?
You: Alien
Stranger: good
Stranger: be in tat way
Stranger: go to space
Stranger: bye
You: lol wtf

tibiazak · Postby **tibiazak** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:11 pm

/b/ condensed into one convo. xD

wow. just wow...

Spoiler:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: how do you feel about psychopaths?
Stranger: I suppose they concern me
You: serial killers?
Stranger: They also concern me greatly
Stranger: May I ask you a question?
You: sure
You: provided you're ok with the whole psychopath/serial killer thing. prison's really lonely
Stranger: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
You: it's my calling card
You: it marks the fact that i've killed somebody
Stranger: or just like me, they long to be, close to you
You: yay! you don't know how long it's been since i've been able to kill someone close. the thrill of slitting their throat... it's indescribable
Stranger: Oh, do you have a shiv?
You: no, i have a fingernail. causes more pain. =D
Stranger: But far less efficient. Much easier to get away
You: killing like that, it's an art. you can't rush art. you can't make allowances for art
Stranger: I suppose not. That is a big part of the appeal of Sweeney Todd, no?
You: dunno. they won't let me watch it for some reason or another
Stranger: I suppose they wouldn't
You: so, i get out in about 5 years (good behavior)
You: you wanna meet someplace? we can talk... go back to my place... i can cut you open...?
Stranger: I think I'm gonna be busy then, sorry
You: 5 years? seriously?
You: most people don't plan that far ahead
Stranger: What can I say, I'm in high demand
You: i could surprise you someplace! where ya live?
Stranger: Oh, I move around constantly
You: i'm really good at hiding in people's houses. they don't even know i'm there until the blood starts flowing
You: how about an email? or a cell phone number? there's gotta be some way i can keep in touch with you until i get out...
Stranger: You know, if you are meant to find and kill me, you shouldn't need email or cell phone
You: oh, and btw, are you male or female?
Stranger: That ruins the sport
Stranger: Oh, I'm female
You: oh, cool. so rape, then cut you open, some more rape, cut you open some more...
You: well, i guess it wouldn't be considered rape the second time through
Stranger: Necrophilia is its own category, I believe
You: right, right.
You: hmm... apartment or house? i gotta figure out if i'm gonna hang you from a tree with your internal organs spilling out or if i've gotta find a clothesline or fire escape in a prominent position.
You: that also factors in to what equipment to bring...
Stranger: Like I said, I move a lot. Five years from now, who knows?
Stranger: ANd honestly, I may not be able to wait five years. I may have to go find another closer and freer psychopath
You: what, one who is too caught up in his own safety to focus on the art?
You: why would you do that?
Stranger: I'm impulsive
You: c'mon, wait for me. be faithful!
Stranger: I dunno. That just isn't my style
You: ...if you don't, i'll find your grave, dig you up, maim what's left of your body and break the headstone so that 20 years from then, no one will know you existed.
Stranger: You are awfully determined
You: that's what the prison psychologist says.
Stranger: He or she is very astute
You: he. and yea, he is... except he just can't understand the intrinsic artistic value of what i do
You: he called it "gross and disturbing" once.
You: people just don't understand it!!
Stranger: I didn't think psychologists were supposed to make value judgments
You: he seemed to lose it that session... i was describing in detail what i did to my third victim. he was a friend of mine, we'd known each other for years.
You: then all of a sudden, he just lost it
You: you still there?
You: don't leave me new friend...
You: you wouldn't want to leave me.
You: fine. you'll regret that!
You have disconnected

bunze · Postby **bunze** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:58 pm

The Game:

They didn't know!!!

Chicken:

WTF!!!

Maartah · Postby **Maartah** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:21 pm

I got no clue what he's saying. Tell me if he insulted my mother, i'll look him up.

RedShadow · Postby **RedShadow** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:44 pm

LOL!!!!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 22 male looking for cam sex
You: female looking for tentacle sex
Stranger: fake

I made another one but its too exagerated XD

Edit:
Ok here it is (I love faking)

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im horny
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u girl or boy?
You: girl
Stranger: im girl
You: wanna have some fun
Stranger: cyber u mean?
You: yup
Stranger: why not rolepplay ;)
You: okay
You: u start
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whats ur name
You: Red
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ok
You: :D
Stranger: u start
You: Hi melissa howve you been
Stranger: good been thinking about you all weekend
You: OMG im so horny
Stranger: lets go to the beach.
Stranger: into the water together ;)
You: a naked beach
Stranger: whateva u want babe
You: yeah i just want to have you right now
You: :P (I)
Stranger: lets go into the water together
Stranger: ;)
You: naked
Stranger: luckily the water is up to our necks
You: so i wont be seeing you hidding your pennis
Stranger: LOOOOL
Stranger: im a girl O______O
You: ZOMG they are behind you!!!!!
Stranger: O___O
You: Fast Look!!!
Stranger: :O
You: OMG OMG OMG
You: nooooo dont let them take me
Stranger: :O
You: wait they come for u OMG pedorape
You: RUN!!!!!!!
Stranger: :O
You: :D i cant believe we escapd
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: yh
You: now lets masturbate
Stranger: ;)
You: oooh yeaah
You: oooo oohh ohhhhhh yea yea
Stranger: *pushes onto bed*
Stranger: :)
You: licks licks licks
You: oooo right there
You: give it to mee
You: !!!!
Stranger: LOL
You: :O :D :)
You: ZOMG They CAME BACK!!!!!!!!
You: Careful he has a knife
Stranger: :O
You: OMG your arm!!!!!
You: so much BLOOOOD!!!!
Stranger: :(
Stranger: :'(
You: OMG how can i run with no legs
Stranger: :O
You: here this is a bomb it will save us
Stranger: LOL
You: omg stupid me i actib8d it for some reason
You: Waait nooooo!!!!!!
You: :*^KBOMOOOOMOMOMOm:^+*
Stranger: LOL
You: we died wanna playsomething els
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: if u want
You: xD
Stranger: LOL
You: i dont bother u anymore if u want
Stranger: nah its fine dude
You: FoF-FF??
You: wait wat dude
Stranger: LOL?
You: np so FoF-FF??
Stranger: ?
You: omg dont tell me you dont know... its secret
You: its kind of a dissease
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: :O
You: if u dont know what it means you kind of loose your mind
Stranger: :O
You: no big deal
You: oki ill let you search for a real woman :D

What.. such a change in the conversation

Scythe of the wild · Postby **Scythe of the wild** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:02 pm

Spoiler:Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: Are you an expert on animals?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no
Stranger: y ?
You: Because i'm being chased by a bear and i need to know the best way to avoid it
You: Can you offer any advice?
Stranger: very funny
You: No im being serious
Stranger: it hat truht ?
You: Yeah seriously
Stranger: what !?
Stranger: where u live ?
You: OH **** HERE IT IS!!
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tr000 · Postby **tr000** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:58 pm

Red Shadow, those are hilarious. I'm getting on now. If anyone types fof as their first line it's probably me.

RedShadow · Postby **RedShadow** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:12 pm

Finally Someone to Play whit!
Attentio... Pretty large conversation... about 3mins

Spoiler:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ammmm
You: let me tell you my story
You: I grew up in a farm
You: I Shoot somebody like you.... yeah...
You: Those were the times
Stranger: Interesting...
Stranger: But you couldn't shoot me
You: OMG why
Stranger: I have a +27 on evasion rolls
You: damnit
Stranger: And Deflect Projectiles
You: I have all my habilities +20
You: and all my talents are filled
You: :D
Stranger: Impressive
Stranger: But not impressive enough! I USE FLARE!
You: OMG DONT!!!!!
You: Raptor strike plus Battle Cry
Stranger: Pffft
You: Noo
You: ...
Stranger: I use Arcane Fire!
You: Damn it... Ice Trap 20
You: plus
You: My demon pet 100
You: :D
Stranger: Hm...
Stranger: I TRANSFORM INTO JESUS
You: ****!!!!!!!!!
You: damn... jesus doesnt like fighting
You: so hes level 1
Stranger: Common misconception
You: :P
You: :O
Stranger: Jesus was a first rate murderer
You: OMG
Stranger: He just did it when the bible guys weren't looking
You: Oh SHiiiii
Stranger: I USE JESUS EYE LASERS
You: ****... Pretending death
You: XP
You: x___X
Stranger: I USE JESUS MEGA SIZE GOZILLA STOMP
You: OH SHIIIIIIT!!
You: I call My death knight friend hahaha
You: hes a GM
You: Jesus SUPER PERMABAN!!!!!!!!!
You: :P
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I USE JESUS "RAPTURE"
Stranger: -World ends_
You: Dmn it...
You: I use Mangos to rvive the realms
Stranger: :o
You: ;D
Stranger: you're lucky Jesus sucks...
You: You cant fight mangos
You: ZOMG Jesus!!! Level1000 Murlocs behind you!!!!!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I USE JESUS RUN AWAY
You: noooo they sent you to a trap
Stranger: IT'S A TRAP
You: Its the Lych King FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!
You: LEVEL : (Death Face)
Stranger: I USE DM LIGHTENING
You: OMG OMG OMG : INMUNE
Stranger: Sheeeeeeeeeeeyit
Stranger: I USE UNINSTALL
You: OH **** super virus installed
You: OMG...
Stranger: I USE HAMMER ON COMPUTER!
You: LOL!!!!!!!!!! They are getting out virtualy
You: Taking over our world
Stranger: I BURN DOWN ALL THE HOUSES
You: damn you i was in my house
You: aaaaaaaaaagh
Stranger: But the viruses are dead!
You: they came Im one of them now!!!!!
Stranger: OH NOEZ
You: RUUUUUUUN
Stranger: I HIDE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE UNDER THE SEA
You: **** the beatles ZOMBIES
Stranger: SHEEEEEYINT
Stranger: I USE TURN UNDEAD
You: uuufff that was close
You: now they are inspecting you
You: ... OH noes... oh noes oh noes
You: Spell Duration: 10secs GET OUT!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I PULL OUT A GUITAR AND START TO PLAY AND SING "Hey Jude" :O
You: OMG that killed them
You: Harmonix Says: SUPER SUE!!!! We bought that song for Beatles RockBand Nao Pay
Stranger: SHEEEYIT
Stranger: I CRASH THE YELLOW SUBMARINE IN HARMONIX STUDIOS
You: Now the world is safe!
Stranger: Whew
You: XP gained
You: 1000000000
You: Choose your reward:
You: Smelly Boots
You: Homeless Armor
Stranger: Hm...
You: Gonorrea Sword
Stranger: GHONERRHEA SWORD!!!
You: Hell Yeah! description: Damage 1000-1500... you now have the ability to infect other people
You: Without the need of having sex
Stranger: Woo!
You: Now go out there and infect the other part of the planet that wasnt destroyed in jesus rampage
Stranger: Will do!
Stranger: Wait...
You: :O
Stranger: I'm not going to North Korea!
You: FUUCK!!! Now theres the catch... sorry dude
Stranger: Yeah...
You: This quest was only if you liked asia
Stranger: Kim Jong-Il is like... The most powerful demon from Hell...
You: ... Yeah, but thats only in the patch fury of the sunwell...
You: wich you dont have so dont worry
Stranger: OH
Stranger: OKAY!
Stranger: IMMA GO INFECT ASIA NAO
You: OK have fun
You: No protection this time :E
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I BETTER BE FAST THEN
You: c===//====> here take
Stranger: Shwat?
You: Thats he asword
Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: K
You: c==//======>
Stranger: ITEM GET
Stranger: K THX BAI
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