Oh my God, my girlfriend just broke up with me...

[kevin1gamer]

She broke up with me because apparently I'm to old for her (her words, not mine). I'm 17 and she's 14, and her father doesn't exactly like that. I'm so lost without her, she's the first (well second) girlfriend I ever had and she's the first person I ever truly felt this way about. Now I don't know what to do.

[Kermit4Prez]

You should post about it on a rhythm game forum.

[kevin1gamer]

You should post about it on a rhythm game forum.

Well, you know, rhythm gaming forum users are generally highly knowledgeable in the art of dating and relationships.

[mitch951]

She broke up with me because apparently I'm to old for her (her words, not mine). I'm 17 and she's 14, and her father doesn't exactly like that. I'm so lost without her, she's the first (well second) girlfriend I ever had and she's the first person I ever truly felt this way about. Now I don't know what to do.

/cry
No one cares. You had it coming, etc.
Why must i cry, why must i cry, why?
Also, it wouldn't have ANYTHING to do with the fact that you're a complete and utter bumbling moron.

[triplejc]

well since this is on the off topic forum, I would think this is the place it she be eh?

well, my advice bro, you aren't lost without her.
she is one in a million, and romeo and juliet didn't break up because romeo killed juliet's brother...
so, my point is, she wouldn't break up with you if she really loved you.
guys just think they love girls alot of the time. it takes a long time and alot to go through (like me and my girl) to know if your really in love. in a few months you would start disliking her.
that is called infatuation - the thought of love.
just trust me man, when you find the one, the universe will bring her to you, so sit back and just wait. i promise its the best thing you can do.

[Metallicaholic666]

Well since I feel no sympathy for you at all, Ill leave this here.

[triplejc]

to me or him?

[Metallicaholic666]

Him.
You're cool

[Shizzy1427]

You are too old for her. Creep.

[RealCheese]

Being your second girlfriend doesn't really mean much... Unless of course you have dated for a year or so. But apparently you haven't, as she is dumping you because of your age (she isn't really). The age thing is indeed an excuse for something bigger. Most likely insecurity or something along those lines. When I was 12 and I had my first girlfriend I thought I loved her a week in. I'm basically saying that when you begin having relationships you are stupid. Until you've had enough relationships to forget some, you are not experienced enough. Being in love is wonderful. You, sir, are not in love. Get over it.

Also, why is your avatar a chick?

[Kermit4Prez]

she is one in a million, and romeo and juliet didn't break up because romeo killed juliet's brother...

The same play also recommends that you push women, the weaker vessels, against a wall and cut off their heads.

Maybe he should do that.

[Jama7301]

If I recall correctly, this is your second "My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me" thread you've made this month.

I swear, if I see one more of these threads from anybody within the next few weeks, I'm going to end up assaulting someone.

[mitch951]

she is one in a million, and romeo and juliet didn't break up because romeo killed juliet's brother...

Romeo And Juliet didnt break up, they both killed themselves
Tybalt wasn't Juliet's brother.

[aander91]

YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL. GET OVER IT. DATING ISN'T SERIOUS. IF YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS ABOUT HIGHSCHOOL RELATIONSHIPS THEN YOU SHOULD DEFENSTRATE (thank you Kermit) YOURSELF OFF OF THE NEAREST SKYSCRAPER. SERIOUSLY. IT'S **** HIGH SCHOOL. PASS AND GET THE **** OUT. STOP CREATING DRAMA. STOP LIVING IN THE WORLD OF STEREOTYPICAL DISNEY CHANNEL HIGH SCHOOL RELATIONSHIPS.

AND THAT CONSTITUTES AS STATUTORY RAPE.

---EDIT---

WHAT JAMA SAID.

[Kermit4Prez]

CAPS CAPS CAPS

CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS

Well since I feel no sympathy for you at all, Ill leave this here.

Bro, don't hate.

Distemperate.

Misogynate.

Reciprocate.


Also, don't bring House into this, he doesn't want any of this.