Am I a ****ing spamer ?

[winniez]

??? :p

[HeruLuingul]

Are you? It is a valid avenue of inquiry. What does being a spamer entail? What are the obligations involved with possessing the title? Must one spame? How often, and in what density should the spaming occur? To traverse deeper into the tangled webs of logic surrounding the spame, what must a ****ing spamer do, in addition to the omnipresent spaming? Presumably, they would **** and spame, assuming that **** is a verb, in the loosest sense of the word. But then, since the asterisk itself is used as a placeholder for any linguistic character known to man, ****ing could hold possibilities approaching infinity, as more verbs are created in all the languages of the universe. The most efficient way of "****ing spaming" would then be to use "spame" instead of asterisks. For the sake of simplicity, we will not delve into the mathematics of how 5=4, and truncate "spame" to "spam". Thus, the true inquiry presents itself, "Am I a spamming spamer?" Ignoring the inexplainable meaning of the word "spame," (we shall assume it is an alien word that when spoken by that race, compiles all ideas ever thought into a supercondensed mass from which another universe could be created) we may shorten your question to "Do I spam?"

My answer to this is:
I kind of had fun replying to this message, which at first seemed spam-like, but my fun in partaking of the thread nullified the concept. Thus, you do not spam. Spame, on the other hand, I have no idea whether you do or not. Providing you spame on a daily basis, it would be safest to generate a black hole in which to jettison the resultant supermasses.

[winniez]

Enlarge your penis

[nwru]

HeruLuingul has been drinking again :p

[HeruLuingul]

Enlarge your penis

It's spelled "pen15." You're an insult to the scum on my CPU heatsink that is the spamming community.

[winniez]

V|4gr.4

[Raizer Sabre]

apparently, you can't call it (spam) anymore, it's supposed to be called mycoxaflopin now :p

[Seafoo]

I decapitated someone once and had sex with their bloody neck stump.

[nwru]

I decapitated someone once and had sex with their bloody neck stump.

This isn't the confessions thread :p

[Seafoo]

I know... It's just that I needed to vent. I should probably clean up or something, can anyone recommend ways to dispose of an unwanted corpse?

[warhol]

I know... It's just that I needed to vent. I should probably clean up or something, can anyone recommend ways to dispose of an unwanted corpse?

Eat it

[Seafoo]

That covers most of it. I can't eat the lungs though. They're full of my semen, and that would be gross.

[brad]

stop **** talking about penises, (spam) and semen this is **** fof not a gay rights parade

[Seafoo]

What's the deal with the word '****' allowed, but the word '****' not. I find that obscene and offensive, now excuse me, I have some semen filled lungs to dispose of.

[hedis]

LMFAO