I prefer the old "tie ropes to their arms and legs and attach the ropes to horses, who then run in four different directions" technique.

You must be a bedwetter.

I'm Kermit4Prez, and I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life.

It would be more torturous to look at that woman's face for any longer.

...how marijuana was evil. Then, everyone on Kermit4Prez's Facebook read this post, and decided to make it their statuses today, being 4/20. Kermit4Prez couldn't take it anymore, and...

...tip the waitress 130%. Outraged, Barack Hussein Lucifer Hitler Clinton Obama...

Pape and Rain

HURP DERP DOUBLE POST

A guy steals an iPad from an old man, tearing off his pinky in the process.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/04/ ... 4178.shtml
This is what all Apple users are like.

I don't think it does.

I remember looking for that, but I don't think I ever found it.

Only death_au can have skull avatars.

1/10

The Mars Volta - Viscera Eyes

discussions on the "Guess the fetish of the above user" thread

I sleep with your mother... in bed.

amputees

Thought you were trying to hack into Fans or something and restore your admin status.

I'm watching you.