Simply amazing. I'm speechless.

I just got into Mastodon.
Awesome.

Animal Crossing.
Resetti is horrifying when he pops up. Just thinking about it gives me nightmares.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: from? You: Kentucky Stranger: ......let me find the dictionary Stranger: um... You: where are you from? Stranger: china Stranger: how old ar...

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hotels Stranger: what? asl You: 900/german/kentucky Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random strang...

Best:
Tales of Symphonia
Zelda: OoT

Worst:
Pokémon Ranger
Sonic Unleashed

I made a mock theatrical poster around the date I joined on Paint.NET parodying "The Matrix". Something relating to a matrix = a code. Random number = 62. As for the "k" on the end, I wanted it to be 62000, but "code62000" doesn't sound cool. So I shortened it to "...

So disappointing, I feel like listening to nothing but MJ for a week.

houseCoopers

Change: That's a $20.00 value, but we're giving it to you for NO, not $19.99, NO, not $14.99 but $42.99!

your head a splode

I wish for a barbeque cheeseburger

Give me... a BBQ cheezburger

Take It Easy - Eagles
(do you see what I did there?)

!kcab si 281-knilb

April Wine - Rock Myself to Sleep
Falco - Rock Me Amadeus