GH3 DLC never worked for me either.

Uhh... did you change the batteries? (I don't know about those guitars if this is nooby.)

Granted. Now you have thirst pains.

I wish one day school will vanish.

You get a toy.

I put in a alarm clock.

Granted, but you stay in there for the rest of your life.

I wish I could use The Force.

Granted. You get out of your new vending machine which broke the moment you turned it on.

I wish I lived forever.

Popcorn

Jurgen throws a fit and the machine records it and you get the tape.

I put in a broom stick.

Pancake

You get the same laptop torn to shreads.

I put in a Staples Easy Button.

You get a paintbrush to paint the new one like the old one.

I put myself in the machine.

You get a DS.

I put in The Movie Guessing Game.

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You get a microwave.

I put in Van Gogh's Starry Night